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can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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The part no one is bringing up is WHY this happened.
These “Super-PAWGs” are the result of a shift in the zeitgeist of desirability among white women.
A lot of the under-30 gym girlies will not have this context, so they aren’t necessarily at fault for this, but I watched this shit happen in real time. Thin was in for most of my early life. ESPECIALLY for white women.
White women were not interested in having fat asses until the early 2010s when the Kl*nd*shians popularized BBLs and caricatured Black women’s natural figure into a cartoonishly goofy silhouette with weird proportions.
The unintended side-effect of this was that naturally thicker white women finally found the confidence to love themselves and work towards attainable fitness goals, but that doesn’t change the seeds of appropriation and commodification of Black women’s bodies that blossomed into the flower of white women’s relatively newfound confidence.
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how are so many of you unemployed but living in nyc. what the fuck do yalls parents do.
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Footwork as a genre is really one of the most beautiful manifestations of black art that we've been blessed with
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Me looking around for lumpia and adobo xitter.cf/btvss/status/210550265…
youtube.com/watch?v=PKWFvbgk… thinking about the wiz khalifa track that samples a chrono trigger song that isn't available on streaming
at the savannah bananas game. they’re holding up a baby in a potato costume and chanting “tater tot.” shirtless men are eating cheeseburgers from out of each other’s armpits. “cotton eye joe” played 7 times.
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$5,000 to every American adult would be a total payout of roughly $1,348,500,000,000 so It's actually comical that people actually think he will do it
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[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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I was like 10 feet away from Underscores today and the aura was so strong I just kinda froze and lost all
filipino brain function
roll #1 is up! instagram.com/postcrunk
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crossfaded taking double exposures… brought 3 rolls and i intend to use them all
spent 6 months on a #lomoapparat test roll instagram.com/postcrunk



































