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blorgia
Joined April 2008
can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10
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I hope the molotov cocktails weren't hurt
BREAKING: At least 3 Molotov cocktails were thrown at a ICE field office in Atlanta, Georgia, 11Alive reports.
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smoking after a nap is like a wake and bake’s evil twin
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The part no one is bringing up is WHY this happened. These “Super-PAWGs” are the result of a shift in the zeitgeist of desirability among white women. A lot of the under-30 gym girlies will not have this context, so they aren’t necessarily at fault for this, but I watched this shit happen in real time. Thin was in for most of my early life. ESPECIALLY for white women. White women were not interested in having fat asses until the early 2010s when the Kl*nd*shians popularized BBLs and caricatured Black women’s natural figure into a cartoonishly goofy silhouette with weird proportions. The unintended side-effect of this was that naturally thicker white women finally found the confidence to love themselves and work towards attainable fitness goals, but that doesn’t change the seeds of appropriation and commodification of Black women’s bodies that blossomed into the flower of white women’s relatively newfound confidence.
Part of the whole "Girls dress like whores at the gym" discourse is really just an artifact of white girls getting asses 3-5x the size they've ever had in the past 15 years Just absurdly incredible super-PAWGs the likes of which Kings of yore never even dreamed could exist
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how are so many of you unemployed but living in nyc. what the fuck do yalls parents do.
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Footwork as a genre is really one of the most beautiful manifestations of black art that we've been blessed with
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Me looking around for lumpia and adobo xitter.cf/btvss/status/210550265…
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at the savannah bananas game. they’re holding up a baby in a potato costume and chanting “tater tot.” shirtless men are eating cheeseburgers from out of each other’s armpits. “cotton eye joe” played 7 times.
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$5,000 to every American adult would be a total payout of roughly $1,348,500,000,000 so It's actually comical that people actually think he will do it
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[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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how it feels
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i'm smoking weed and feeling an ancient sorrow
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I was like 10 feet away from Underscores today and the aura was so strong I just kinda froze and lost all filipino brain function
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from soul to folk to punk to disco to funk to new wave... the 70s is one of the best decades of music there is
You know it amazes me that so many people still listen to music from the 70's. I promise you, in the 1970's no one was listening to music from the 1920's.
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