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Some days you just want to chill & read a story that makes you laugh or reflect on human nature. The team at Potentash do a lot of creative writing (in case you didn’t know) so we have some great stories. But let’s start with some of your dating stories – The Singlehood Series.
The Singlehood Series: He Got Married The Next Day After We Hooked Up buff.ly/ikvJi02
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OOP’ Bitter ex-wife closes joint bank account hubby was depositing her spousal support into because she noticed his bonus check got erroneously deposited there.
Once she noticed it, being petty she closed the account so he couldn't access the $ (essentially stealing it).
What she didn't think about, was the energy bill was being auto-payed out of that account, and it had her name on it
Now she's taken legal action to hold him in contempt for the unpaid bill
She gets dragged for filth. FAFO
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If you source your goods from outside Kenya, read & understand this. It will save you.
From next week, November 1, KRA has announced that all imports, goods coming to Kenya, must be insured by a Kenyan insurance company. Not a foreign insurance company.
KRA has sworn that it will block goods from customs clearance if they are not insured locally.
Here is what you need do to avoid business disruptions.
1. Review your supplier contracts. If you import under CIF terms, check who is arranging and paying for insurance. Consider CFR or FOB for future shipments, so you can arrange local insurance without paying twice.
2. Arrange your digital insurance early. Find a Kenyan insurer and confirm how to obtain the Digital MCI certificate and have it transmitted to iCMS before your clearing agent lodges the customs declaration.
3. Talk to your clearing agent now. Identify shipments already in transit or due to arrive after Nov 1. Don't wait until your goods reach Mombasa to discover that Kenyan insurance certificate is needed.
4. Check shipments already booked under CIF. Speak to your supplier about the existing insurance cost before buying another policy. Agree on any changes or credit in writing.
This change affects not only orders placed after November 1, but also goods already on the waters that arrive after October.
Plan early.
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There’s a deep dive:
Pastah and lady in green were charged with DV against his step daughter with the former 2nd wife testifying against THE BOTH of them in 2020, state vs. Ford.
The new wife used to be his “daughter”
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Back in the day this would obliterate a sitting president, today it’s just another silly ol day
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies
tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…
Im so sorry for the loss of the scientists in that car crash next week🕊️
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Hahaha I experienced this crap at the Nigerian embassy in Cotonou, Benin. Was told to go change 🤣
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I refuse to follow things blindly for fear of railroading. I will continue to state facts even if it means remaining alone on that path. So many people support causes they don't understand just because "other people are doing the same." We must be raised right to stand with and stomach hard facts.
Sote Pamoja.
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This is why your social life has to include a lot of low-stakes, mixed-gender, mixed-age interactions. Including at least one older couple who can say to clueless men "she's into you, dummy, go for it" and to women "stop saying that, you're scaring the men off"
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Yvonne Okwara leaving Citizen TV was not on my bingo cards for this year. This is wild!!!
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This is why people hate greedy, unethical @Microsoft. They’ve just installed an update on the computer of every user of Mac @Office 2021 that bricks Word, Excel, Powerpoint etc.
We all have perpetual licences for Office 2021 but apparently Microsoft decided it was time to try to make everyone pay them money, even though the licence was supposed to be a one-off purchase.
After some trial and error, this fix worked for me – posting here for anyone having the same problem:
1. Delete the Office apps (Word etc.) from the Applications folder
2. Download and run the Microsoft licence removal tool: go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?lin…
3. Download and install the version of Office for Mac from 6th October 2026: learn.microsoft.com/en-us/of…
4. Enter your original licence code for Office to activate it
5. In the Finder, go to Macintosh HD > Library > Application Support > Microsoft and delete the MAU2.0 folder
6. Open Word, then go to the Word menu, then About Microsoft Word and check that it shows your licence
7. Still in Word, go to the Help menu, and make sure that the Check for updates option isn’t there
8. Don’t update Office for Mac and it should keep working – you need to keep updates off or Microsoft will install an update that bricks Office all over again
What a waste of time.
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Nick Cannon says he initiated the divorce from Mariah Carey because he felt like “Mr. Mariah Carey,” citing their massive wealth and fame gap and admitting he didn’t fully think things through before marrying her. 👀🤔
god i hate the way tech people talk. did i really think that pressing the delete button deleted my photos? yeah! obviously i did ya fucking dick
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Good to see some of the reactions to Serbia and Brazil: that it takes dedicated organising to win an election. What will it take to change a system? To fix an economy? To challenge a deeply unfair global (dis)order? To renew a social commitment to the values Kenyans agreed represent them? Just as important, who will it take beyond politicians for this to happen? Kenya is in an argument between its past and its future - how it goes depends on who shows up to argue.
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You can’t hate yourself into becoming someone you love. Change built on shame tends to collapse the first time you have a bad week. Try building yourself up with care, and give yourself permission to grow without making an enemy out of the person you used to be.
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i will never get over my grandfather calling me “#1 grandson” every time i call him it still hits the same at 37 (since i’m the eldest) 🥹































