futile comedic attempts & wayward commentary.

London
Joined March 2009
does anyone know of any upcoming london screenings of ‘your mother, your mother, your mother’? because im not waiting till the end of november.
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lol he doesn’t watch enough dramas clearly, bc when she was fidgeting looking for something in her pocket, i would’ve been GONE thinking she was about to shoot.
No means no—especially when you’ve said it 33 times! As a woman, I learned the hard way that being nice doesn’t always KEEP YOU SAFE. Sometimes you have to be direct and not let someone down easy. This video is a reminder the RULE GOES BOTH WAYS. This business owner kept rejecting a customer. She still SHOWED up at his HOUSE and said she was “just driving by.” She’s married and lives in another state. He is a stranger. That’s not persistence. That’s a boundary violation.
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i think this is a nice thought, but a reach nonetheless. & it’d be hilarious if she actually does have a szilvester mako vogue cover coming out.
Beyoncé is truly very intentional with everything she does! That i.D magazine is genius!
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this was delivered with the same level of intensity as a shonda rhimes monologue.
the nastiest assassination ive ever seen wow
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so is david lloyd like soho house, abi kini?
This has David Lloyd written all over it 🥲
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nah, toss the dollars send it in, fr.
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la miki minach, why are your eyes blue??!!
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someone did brujéria on her.
i know she’s mad asf she can’t bring those filters on stage with her
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d’angel. retweeted
Dexta Daps has a song about this
i cant hear about evil boyfriends/husbands anymore Girl PLEASE just kill him
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Cynthia Erivo on SNL UK was a subtle reminder that even though she is now a global superstar, she is still just a Nigerian girl from South London doing big things 💫 Great episode
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erykah badu was right.
Akademiks gets suited up for Drake’s birthday party 🦉
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lmfao.
Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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Here is a video to help understand the Super El Niño better…
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This what Dear JT sound like
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they're teaching North that making fun of others strong facial features is cool. And North has no idea what her family looks like without the plastic surgery because her family all got cosmetic surgery
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THE KNEESSSSSJEHEGWGWGWHEHRHRHRR NATALIE IS A KKKIIIIII BBRROOO
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you lot were really doing think-piecification over a planned PR stunt. olodos.
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nah victony & amarae need to fight back!
🚨 Could Mr Eazi Take Over December With “Comfort”? 🤔🔥
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