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violet tweedale

@poutinghell

gang stalking nepo baby/temporarily embarrassed prima ballerina/part time lawyer

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Joined July 2015
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i hate the joke where someone adds a hypothetical name to the end of their argument, like its really not that funny sharon
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the badly ditched man@vruntNov 4
insane upset tonight
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big jimbo🦈 (@letstryitaga1n) profile picture
big jimbo🦈@letstryitaga1nNov 4
liberals hate veganism because it’s the one left wing ideology that requires you to actually do something ijbol everyone’s left wing until you ask them to give up their chicken nuggets
нія 🇵🇸🇺🇦 (@lelijosbaltos) profile pictureнія 🇵🇸🇺🇦@lelijosbaltosNov 3
vegans pretending like its a political position instead of nutritional deficit is funny to me im not sorry
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The internet is just full of garbage partisanslop from bots and/or people who wake up foaming at the mouth every day demanding to be fed the worst and most extreme examples of the party they oppose. The entire account of that woman is an example and there is no fixing any of this
nik ⚧︎ (^_^) birthday!!!!!! (@kurom3owz) profile picturenik ⚧︎ (^_^) birthday!!!!!!@kurom3owzNov 5
this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i can’t believe this is real
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jinju@najeonchilgiNov 5
imagine the creator of this object believed so deeply in this concept that they made it exist and spent hours carefully carving and sanding down the rough patches to make something so beautiful. isn’t this so wonderful. aren’t we so lucky to bear witness to such gentle movement
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lillia ♡@sealulu_Oct 28
most Weasel. Most weasel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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lillia ♡ (@sealulu_) profile picturelillia ♡@sealulu_Oct 28
least weasels !!!! the smallest carnivorous mammal. they are so cute, and unfairly named because i think this little guy is definitely enough :)
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Sending "mutual aid" requests to my parents
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I'd be upset if i had a kid and they grew up to be not funny
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I (being charitable) get it to a degree but I think some of you guys are just losers, soulless husks, or people who really need to get paid from posting
Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) profile pictureCoddled Affluent Professional
@feelsdesperateOct 27
The reason socializing is exciting is because you’re looking for someone to have children with. The reason sex is exciting is because you could be making a person. If you accept this teleology early on you’ll be less likely to invest in ideas about life that underdeliver.
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A little pine cone mouse 📷
Image from George the Mouse in a log pile house - Simon dell (@simon_dell_tog)
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Lowering my voice on calls like elizabeth holmes so clients stop calling me "sweetheart"
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carl 🥦@NightlifeMingusOct 20
It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
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he is pink because he loves breakfast
Image from beanie babies i really like (@imbabybean)
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Keeks 🦋 (@DietCoke_Esq) profile picture
Keeks 🦋
@DietCoke_EsqOct 16
I’m a litigator, I cannot make your situation better. The best I can offer is making the situation worse for everyone involved. Just need a few dollars
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I'm so glad everyone stopped using that tina fey "yes, may i please speak to pizza" gif because i'm a bitter c word who hates when lots of people repeat a joke
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Julia🤳@out_of_eggsOct 14
I️ love being in the union for brilliant geniuses
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ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) profile picture
ICE T
@FINALLEVELOct 10
In the Gym today talking to a young man, 24 yrs old in Great shape… After our conversation it hit me that I’m 44yrs older that him. I’m actually in better shape NOW than I’ve ever been. Stay ACTIVE.. That’s the Life Hack 💪🏽
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🌿@moth_ball_Oct 12
I do not think it is just the faulty products of Acme Corp, I believe the Road Runner has been ordained in the eyes of the Lord and receives divine protection
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Is there a difference between a "prank call" and a "crank call"
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I would have no idea what a "disney adult" is without the internet and i don't care about them, it just feels like another case of fair game low hanging fruit like juggalos or fantasy LARPers
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absolutely baffled by childless adults on this planet, period. at a certain age pleasure must be mediated through someone else's existence to count. are they going to keep experiencing life too? dont they know their narrative is over? what are they even going to post on instagram
Cybele (@cybelethebest) profile pictureCybele
@cybelethebestOct 4
Absolutely baffled at the sight of childless adults picking apples at the orchard. Are you going to go on a hay ride too? Why are you buying apples for like $100 a pound when you don’t have a toddler to dress in flannel for pictures?
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