Pokemon TCG has 0 deck variety, its so boring fighting the pults and aggro 1 prizers every game. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.

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benny 🍐 · Oct 24, 2026 · 4:32 AM UTC

benny 🍐@ppiprofOct 24

who the fuck is that.

benny 🍐@ppiprofOct 24

i am being hunted for sport

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benny 🍐 · Oct 24, 2026 · 4:18 AM UTC

benny 🍐@ppiprofOct 24

i am being hunted for sport

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CTHTCG · Oct 24, 2026 · 4:00 AM UTC

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CTHTCG@CTHTCGOct 24

#HappySaturday

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benny 🍐 · Oct 24, 2026 · 12:42 AM UTC

benny 🍐@ppiprofOct 24

i quit

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benny 🍐 · Oct 23, 2026 · 10:27 PM UTC

benny 🍐@ppiprofOct 23

if u walk into the candy store and see me eating my third PB&J MIND YO FUCKING BUSINESS

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benny 🍐 · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:52 PM UTC

benny 🍐@ppiprofOct 23

her SIR is going to be so fucking gas i cannot WAIT

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@GaiastormtcgOct 23

Korrina's Determination During this turn, attacks used by your Mega Evolution ex do 20 more damage to your opponent's Active Pokemon for each Prize card your opponent has already taken. No sé, a mi este supporter me parece muy top. poder hacer 80/100 de daño extra es bastante locura. No?

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CTHTCG · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:45 PM UTC

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CTHTCG@CTHTCGOct 23

sorry im late i was cranking my hog

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Bryan Ruby · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:31 PM UTC

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Bryan Ruby@cowboyprincess_Oct 23

if i was in one piece i would have the fart-fart fruit, and everytime i touched someone it would give them debilitating gas and then everyone else would laugh so hard they couldnt fight it would be so awesome

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