@preppyprototype

hi im calvin hi

Joined September 2025
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choc@parfya7h
this nigga thinks his cutie mark is about Balenciaga boots, NO BITCH your destiny is getting your ass kicked 🤦🏾💯
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bumble@bumblingss20h
I’m way too friendly with everybody and i keep getting sexually harassed it feels like this
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the 4 boys + butters being a team in a regular object show is untouched comedic gold
jsl@jayeselll22h
my #southpark animation test
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how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
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Saudi guy seeing his sister enjoying one of her three rights
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Just got excited at the prospect of a new washing machine
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Anon@napehuffer83Oct 26
Last night I cried really bad because I couldn't jerk off is that normal Like I wanted to jerk off really really bad but I couldn't because its a mortal sin so I just got really upset and cried because I just really wanted to masturbate
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Me too z dawg me too 😔
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Beco@becosennOct 25
“Argentina con hambre” Un árabe con la cabeza de su esposa de 7 años cuando no le espera con la comida lista
Зверь 🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦@ksapoweryOct 24
الارجنتيني اذا اكتشف ان فيه طعام بالثلاجة
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Japonais qui se réveille d’un rêve érotique avec une femme majeur
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Dracula can stop time, hypnotize people, has super speed, shapeshifting, telekinesis and probably more yet couldn’t save his wife from getting killed by an angry mob #Ok
Tandy@aiianimationOct 24
So he's a vampire that can stop time?
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she thinks it for a kink but im lobotomizing her so she stops talking about deadlock
cee 🩵🐶@cslivrOct 25
lobotomized my puppygirls brocas area no more human words for uuu
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dusk@Dusk_47Oct 25
how it feels punching myself when i get frustrated
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IronLad@IronladWOct 25
Stolas pisses me off so I drew him getting jumped by the Angry Birds #angrybirds #AngryBirdsFART #helluvaboss #fuckstolas
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Imagine if you will…King of the Hill, except everybody sounds like Hank and they all say “fuck” a LOT
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my timeline since twitter added the auto translate feature
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No, V. It's because I listen to the fucking losercore playlist
Proxy@OmniProxyXOct 23
Replying to @goonernigga6969 @RealEvanDoThin1
Insufferable media
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Le père japonais quand ses poupées sexuelles sont en panne mais qu’il doit récupérer ses gosses après l’école
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