I do software things Chief Trench Officer
Zihuatanejo
Joined December 2020
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crypto nukes when the FED chair says the wrong words but you're bullish as the entire internet needs to be shut off?
I'm a perpetual optimist but feels like sell everything szn
I feel seen
Security called me at 6:12 AM today.
"Patch every PHP server immediately."
I asked what happened.
"Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required."
Cool.
How many PHP servers do we have?
According to inventory: 12
According to reality:
Nobody knows.
We found one running WordPress.
Three running old internal tools.
One under someone's desk.
Two inside vendor appliances.
A forgotten employee directory from 2016.
And a server named:
PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH
Naturally, that one runs payroll exports.
Then we found a PHP 5.6 box.
I asked who owned it.
The documentation said:
BRIAN.
Brian left in 2019.
We called Brian.
He said:
"Oh wow, that's still running?"
Excellent.
By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call.
CEO:
"Can hackers actually get in?"
Security:
"Potentially yes."
CEO:
"Without a password?"
Security:
"Yes."
CEO:
"Then why do WE need passwords?"
Not the lesson.
Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue.
Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers.
Finance asked for a cost comparison.
At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline.
Marketing refused.
"Our campaign is live."
So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover.
We finally patched everything we could find.
Then our scanner discovered another PHP server.
Hostname:
TEMP-PHP-2014
Uptime:
4,512 days.
Nobody knows what it does.
Nobody owns it.
Nobody can shut it down.
But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels.
Security has classified it as critical infrastructure.
It is running PHP 5.4.
The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees.
The emergency patch took four hours.
Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven.
The internet isn't held together with code.
It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.
Jason retweeted
The Week 7 Fantasy Football Pub is OPEN! 🍻
Guest @Fitz_FF & I talk Derrick Henry, JJ McCarthy, Bears WR, Josh Jacobs and more!
Grab a pint at Fandom NFL 🏈
📺youtu.be/vwNuLTWAhaM
If you can name the top ten Robinhood coins by mc from memory we can be friends.
There are prob like 100 people in the world that can do this and 25% of them will see this post.
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The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks
He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest.
He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them.
He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard.
“It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces.
Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it.
“Is that… hentai?”
His legs are blown smooth off.
12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold.
He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget.
“GG faggot”
He’s killed 500 men.
Just because you’re hung like a moose doesn’t mean you have to do porn.
Unrelated, stepping away from trading for bit.
There are thousands of coins with a one month chart like this.
I’m out till the grind to zero levels and reverses for a while.
The floor just doesn’t exist rn.
Jason retweeted
I don't know if you realize what just happened.
Elon Musk is completely bypassing the State.
For 100 years, we've been told the problem is capital. That it must be captured, taxed, redistributed. With an army of intermediaries standing between those who create wealth and the people: ministries, agencies, commissions, bureaucrats.
Musk is doing the opposite. He's taking his capital and giving it directly to the people. One SpaceX share to every kid in America. Not a handout. Not a subsidy. A piece of the machine that's taking humanity to Mars.
And he says it himself: this is the first of many.
Mises understood this back in 1944: the bureaucrat creates nothing. He administers what others created, following rules that have no connection to the value produced. The day value flows directly from the one who creates it to the one who receives it, the bureaucrat has no function left.
That's what's being born right now. A new liberal world order, where the very concept of the State will make less and less sense.
The world we're entering is a world of abundance. AI, robots, energy, space. And that abundance won't come through the State, for one simple reason: we have a century of proof that it doesn't work.
Redistribution was version 1.0. Direct distribution of capital is 2.0.
While France is still debating how to tax builders even more, America is handing stock to its kids.
Pick your side.
Jason retweeted
5 years of college - 0$ earned
1 month of robinhood eco pump - 5-6 figs
I feel scammed
Holy Crusades to return monarchies to power in Western Europe would go hard
“The situation has never been so serious; the Fifth Republic is on the verge of collapse. My family has served France for centuries, and if France calls upon me, I will be at its service. The indispensable condition is that France desires the return of the monarchy - a monarchy above parties, unifying.”
- Luís de Bourbon, direct descendant of Saint Louis IX
Jason retweeted
$10k in baskets, two days in 🧺
And we're just getting started. Coming over the next few weeks:
• Vaults reopen to everyone
• Launchpad: every token backed by a basket
• Spring Orders: trade on repeat using v4 hooks
• One more we're not ready to show yet 👀
Stay close 🌱
Jason retweeted
I just can't stop myself from showing love to @tickerspring even while on stream.
robinhood:0x440e339a46eaa3be8d723c2cbed2a30af74536d5 is one of those rare opportunities where I am comfortable loading up and letting an absolute CHAD dev in @PolyPup absolutely COOK.
This is one of the tokens I am most bullish on!
I want to make this very clear - if I follow you and you DM a CA, I will 100% buy first research later
I've been jamming on a non crypto startup for a while in the fantasy football realm - gonna start the pilot soon.
Feels good to make a normal non-meme related product again.
Jason retweeted
How baskets work 🧺
Pick a basket, or build your own. When a stock runs, traders trim it back to its weight and pay the basket a fee.
Holders earn from every rebalance, and $SPRING gets bought back and burned.
Live now: tickerspring.com/baskets
Price discovery INCOMING
Baskets go live tomorrow, around noon ET 🧺
Six to start: AI Chips, Pharmaceuticals, Shelter, Seesaw, Crypto Utility and Cash Cushion. Or build your own.
You'll also meet Ask TickerSpring, our AI. Talk to it like you'd talk to a person: ask how a stock has performed, compare baskets and vaults, set up a swap. It can even help you build a basket, from picking the tokens to setting the weights. You review everything and sign it yourself.
Next up is our Launchpad, and nothing else on Robinhood Chain works like it. Every token launches with a floor. A share of every trade goes into a basket the creator picks, and holders can cash in for their share of it anytime. The basket keeps earning its own fees, and those can buy back and burn the token. The floor grows with every trade. It's built and ready, rolling out over the next week or two.
Strategies are coming too. We've held them back on purpose while trading volume on Robinhood Chain cooled off. We want the first one to be great, so you can trust it from day one.
Lots shipping. Stay close 🌱
Jason retweeted
Baskets go live at noon ET 🧺 🌱
Think of it like an ETF, but onchain and you can build your own:
• One token, a whole theme inside
• Rebalances itself as prices move
• Earns you fees every time it does
• No yearly fee. No basket fee to get in or out
• Make your own and share it with friends
Five ready to go. Yours next.
Wait the thing I’ve held forever is a launchpad too now?
Les go
Baskets go live tomorrow, around noon ET 🧺
Six to start: AI Chips, Pharmaceuticals, Shelter, Seesaw, Crypto Utility and Cash Cushion. Or build your own.
You'll also meet Ask TickerSpring, our AI. Talk to it like you'd talk to a person: ask how a stock has performed, compare baskets and vaults, set up a swap. It can even help you build a basket, from picking the tokens to setting the weights. You review everything and sign it yourself.
Next up is our Launchpad, and nothing else on Robinhood Chain works like it. Every token launches with a floor. A share of every trade goes into a basket the creator picks, and holders can cash in for their share of it anytime. The basket keeps earning its own fees, and those can buy back and burn the token. The floor grows with every trade. It's built and ready, rolling out over the next week or two.
Strategies are coming too. We've held them back on purpose while trading volume on Robinhood Chain cooled off. We want the first one to be great, so you can trust it from day one.
Lots shipping. Stay close 🌱