neet by day, comfy by night. all day

Joined November 2023
the biggest flex is not a nice watch or car its not having a job
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job asked me to do something i lied on my resume about
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Haunted houses this year have gone too far
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Every time we drop the hats get sold out quicker and quicker - NEET WORLD ORDER is growing and the community is getting stronger, we will onboard the masses
can't believe the neet hats sold out in 7 hours - absolutely crazy for a crypto merch drop. thanks to everyone who bought the other day and they'll be shipped out this week neet world order the hats are getting rarer
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can't believe the neet hats sold out in 7 hours - absolutely crazy for a crypto merch drop. thanks to everyone who bought the other day and they'll be shipped out this week neet world order the hats are getting rarer
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18 months 1 & 1/2 years tomorrow $neet
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its still so wild to me that norm was one of the greatest comedians that ever lived, but also would come on twitter and grace us with these stunningly beautiful pieces of wisdom
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The main catalyst for privacy becoming a trillion dollar asset class is by becoming quantum-secure money while maintaining the basic functions needed to meet the demands of the crypto consumer. This is my ultimate case for why Umbra is generationally undervalued, right here and now. Umbra is crypto-agile by design. Every primitive sits behind a versioned suite with its own identifier, so moving to a post-quantum scheme is a planned upgrade, not a redesign. Umbra doesn't need to wait for the threat of quantum to show up before it becomes quantum-secure. Most of the move is already done and the rest is a short step away. Anything that has to stay safe for years is post-quantum today on Umbra. Anything that only has to hold up for the next few years can be replaced quickly, and will be replaced quickly here soon. Two variables that make the case for Umbra as undervalued privacy infrastructure: 1. Post-quantum privacy protocols will become extremely valuable as the threat of quantum continues to increase. 2. Umbra is prepared for post-quantum, today. The hybrid investor-consumer in crypto needs safe custody of their assets, and the ability to use any and all DeFi primitives with those assets. Umbra is the only privacy protocol that meets both demands.
not only am i not worried about the crypto community's ability to handle the upcoming ai/quantum threat, i will venture to say that in the next 2 yrs the world will realize crypto is far better prepared for it than the rest of the internet and finance. we've had a trillion dollar *irreversible* honey pot for a decade, producing a far more battletested system and adversarial security culture than pretty much anywhere else on earth.
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Replace the word "layoff" with "buyout"
MICROSOFT TO OFFER BUYOUTS TO 60,000 WORKERS IN LATEST COST CUT
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Commence the violent rotation back into all of the strongest cult coins It is only a matter of time That is the only thing that makes memecoins worthwhile Frittata
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not a utility play but I can not identify a team that has put in more work day in and day out for years other than neet They are one of, if not the only meme team putting the necessary work for a project to be successful. neet.me/
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“I hate Mondays” It’s not Monday’s fault you’re a stupid wage cuck
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The primal urge to quit your job during the worst job market in the last century
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Why do emploids always brag about how much they make before taxes “I make 100k” No dude you make 70k
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Employim love to perform revenge sleep deprivation where they stay up late to “take back their time” and then make their next day miserable. Then they spend their weekends catching up on sleep The Wagecuck Paradox
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I love Neet coin
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Employed friend has to leave early because of “work tomorrow”
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mfs be bragging about working 7 days a week. ok slave we don’t care
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“Set goals at work” 1. lunch 2. leaving at 5pm 3. quitting
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they take away your spark when you get a 9-5 job
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