20 🏳️⚧️she/her🏳️⚧️ Yes, I'm The Mind Behind "Markiplier 23 Dollars Iron Lung" It's My Jarona! "Disturbingly Good" Flowery Impression PFP by @BossSwagMaster_
Little Chamber Made Of Glass
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it's always like "Tiny Human just asked me if I can buy food for him instead of vapes and funko pops even though he *knows* I need those things to manage my chronic anxiety,,, so bold for someone who Doesn't Fucking Pay Rent"
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Like not even to glaze Jerry but Rick being all mad at him about how half his “dumbass DNA” is in his grandkids and it’s like no bitch Jerry is why your grandson is still a cute little boopah despite The Horrors
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On one hand gender dysphoria ruined my entire life but on the other hand I might get to look like a cute girl with 50 gallons of makeup on 5 years from now
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Most of Trey and Matt's takes boil down to "bad things are bad but people who hate bad things are annoying; being annoying and being evil are equally unacceptable."
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"It's easier to pretend we didn't *actually* go to the moon than it is to accept we live in the ruins of a more advanced society that briefly appeared in the 20th century"
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This is why im such an advocate for 100% accurate "corny" superhero suits. It looks like superman walked off the page in this picture
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IDEAS FOR YOU @Mojang :
LAPIS LAZULI ARMOUR THAT OFFERS NO PROTECTION
SPECIAL VILLAGE THAT ONLY SPAWNS ON MUSHROOM ISLANDS WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE DYING FROM HORRIBLE FUNGAL INFECTIONS
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Hayden Christensen says he once got recognized by someone who was robbing his house.
The burglar gave him his stuff back & apologized so Hayden let him have some clothes and a pair of shoes.
(Source: thenerdwire.com/2026/10/30/h…)
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Sure, but when I do it I'm "a disgrace to my profession" and "in blatant contempt of court".
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“You know what I’d really like?”
“Tell me.”
“A Batman comic.”
“We can do a Batman comic.”
“A real Batman comic, no big event villain, no fighting his sidekicks.”
“I’ll make you a very traditional Batman comic. Crime-fighting adventures, cool villains, saving the day.”
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#263
bikini beach day juney
(submitted by: @sb-tmblr on Tumblr!)
#homestuck
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Sandwiches that used to be $5 are $15. Cans of pop that used to be 50 cents are $2. The dollar menu is now the $3 menu. The $5 family size bag of chips is $9. Your free side of fries is somehow $5 now. And people will look you dead in the face and say it's a spending issue
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Oh... I didn't think he liked this position... But... If it's with Flowery...
