LifeRuiner103

“I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun." - Jane Austen, Pride & Prejudice

Happy New Year Sure is good to be here on this Earth! Here for another one #blessed Who doesn't love a flamingo!? reddit.com/r/pixelography/co…

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The fantastical retailing literally never stops. If you've ever met someone like this in your life, you know how it is. Every story they tell, the simplest of things everyday, is a ridiculous lie. About how they crossed the street, it's literally a full tilt lie.

Whoever said saturate the market with your commercial was also wrong I never want to see your product I hope your product fails and all of your children need housing and a goose to eat for Christmas I hope your fate is worse than Bob Cratchit, during his struggle years

Whoever decided that loudly gulping water would make it seem refreshing, was a moron Whoever made that executive decision was executively wrong I hate this commercial

I hope climate change advances so quickly, that whatever glacier this company gets its water from, disappears immediately and expeditiously, that's how much I hate this stupid commercial that's all over the podcast I'm listening to. Whichever one Pete Davidson is in gulping water

Why is Pete Davidson on some stupidly annoying commercial loudly gulping water in my ear? If you're in a commercial for water, there's no need to loudly gulp it. Loud food and drinking noises are unnecessary. I get it, you're drinking the damn water. Stop behaving like an animal

When you're dialing in your dreams for the night, do you set it to heffalumps and woozles?

Hope you have a lovely Tuesday if you're there; or when you get there. 🫶🏼🤗💗

I love this saying!