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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesSep 25

temp pinned. sinyala speciality guard. Smiles 🙂

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesSep 25

Don’t make this harder than it needs to be. Hands where I can see ‘em.

SGT. COYLE@SGT_LCOYLESep 25

oh, thats great. sendin fuckin guards today instead of usin the speakers.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesSep 25

/ im Not Bothering to delete tweets. Raw Dogging This Account Actually

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesSep 25

Look alive, people. Everybody out of your rooms.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesSep 25

open.spotify.com/track/6QXpe…

Barbells

Barbells

X-Cops · You Have the Right to Remain Silent... · Song · 1995

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesSep 25

/ It’s Happening Again everyone Brace for Impact

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesJul 5

/ my Account for Perpetual Flipping

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Jeanie@buttforagerAug 16

That’s it. no more Mr. White guy

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 16

I wouldn’t expect anything less. ( Hands in his lap, playing with a loose bit of orange stitching, Gluskin grimaces. There’s seven pills suspended in the cube now, one chewed up and spat out with his first bite. )

— 𝚆𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔.@wh_stleblowerAug 16

Woof. [ Sometimes, you can't practice what you preach. He reaches his own over to play with Eddie's food ; one prod that hardly picks at it, so much as it breaks the gelatin. A grimace. ] It's- it's kind of messed up, that they just poked your pills into the slab.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 16

You’re not supposed to put your elbows on the table.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 16

There’s a gay man with a breeding kink here? I’m so scared. I hope he doesn’t find me. ☹️.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 16

I tried to eat mine. ( Fork-gesturing. There’s a spat-out glob of jelly on the side of his tray. ) It tastes like— like, bad. It tastes bad. Just awful.

— 𝚆𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔.@wh_stleblowerAug 16

I think mine's, like, /over-/set. You think we're finally seeing them hit E?

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 16

It’s just… so grey.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 16

Okay. Okay, yes, alright. You’re so right, darling, just like always. 🚶‍♂️. 🧍‍♂️. Are you coming?

— 𝚆𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔.@wh_stleblowerAug 15

Well, that's- that's implicit, isn't it? Sit on the bench, shake the drywall out of your hair, I'll— You know. Wheel over. Sit next to you. Right? Alright.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 15

I Would Like To Sit Down With You.

— 𝚆𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔.@wh_stleblowerAug 15

Okay— /okay,/ okay, I'm sorry. Alright? I'm sorry. Don't make that face, Eddie, sit down. You're gonna frown so hard you knock yourself over.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 15

Uh— uhhuh. Uuhhuhhhwwhhhaaa. Waaaaaaaah. ☹️.☹️.☹️.☹️.

— 𝚆𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔.@wh_stleblowerAug 15

No, I don't think I did. Think I said your name, Eddie. [ 🖐. ] Whaat.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 15

/ sorry about the username and subpar layout i’m gonna fix everything tonight i swear

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 15

I /heard/ you say it. 😕. ☹️. Are you a fan of Star Trek?

— 𝚆𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔.@wh_stleblowerAug 15

I didn't call you "man," Eddie, I think you're concussed. [ 🖖. ] How many now?

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 15

Don’t call me ‘man,’ I’m your fiancé. Th-three? Hold your /hand/ still, darling—

— 𝚆𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔.@wh_stleblowerAug 15

You're purpling, man. You know what a good wedding cake is? Orange-lemon. [ Snap, snap! 👋. ✌️. ] How many fingers am I holding up?

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 15

I didn’t get the Wordle today. She’s never going to say yes. ☹️.

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𓏼 ‍ ¹ᵇᵃʳ𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂.@prodbruisesAug 15

It’s been years, I- I’ve been— Hold on. 🚶‍♂️. I’ve been thinking about our wedding so much, as of late. Do I look concussed to you, darling?

— 𝚆𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔.@wh_stleblowerAug 15

Other way. Other- I'm on your other side, Eddie, jeez. When was the last time you even had cake?

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