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Matthew Terakita

@prodiglsun
Joined January 2012
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Just found out my penis is "not that bad".
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James MacKenzie@cooliojim30 Jan 2013
Alcoholism does not exist in airports. Everyone just gives you the benefit of the doubt and assumes it's beer time where you're from.
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@danklord840 noooo
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@UberFacts12 Jan 2013
The White House shot down the petition to build a Death Star and said it “does not support blowing up planets.” bit.ly/VWpZV4
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Stats Canada@stats_canada12 Jan 2013
During the hockey season, Canadian panties drop an increased 200% thanks to Joffrey Lupul.
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I'm glad I didn't read the internet when the LOTR movies were coming out. Non Tolkien readers commenting on Tolkien is brutal.
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Ppcli or engineers?
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@UberFacts7 Dec 2012
There are more vending machines in Japan than there are people in New Zealand.
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PROBABLY CRAZY @staymedicated @ fuck you matt instagr.am/p/SxIcAYm84l/
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@UberFacts29 Nov 2012
People are naturally happier when kept busy, but are programmed to be lazy.
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@UberFacts29 Nov 2012
Due to our natural instinct for protection, we naturally tend to focus on the negatives of a person more than the positive.
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@UberFacts29 Nov 2012
Dancing, drawing, painting, singing, and masturbating can all help combat depression.
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@UberFacts29 Nov 2012
We've already forgotten 40% of what happened to us yesterday.
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@UberFacts29 Nov 2012
Scientists suggest that the average person will fall in love seven times before they get married.
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I'm going to miss you so much Floyd. I wish i knew more to help you, I'm so sorry, but your gone and thats what is real. RIP my little boy.
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@UberFacts6 Sep 2012
Every two thousand frowns creates one brow wrinkle.
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New sheep dogs sound exactly like the black keys...
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@UberFacts5 Sep 2012
In the last 3,500 years, there have been only been about 230 years of peace throughout the civilized world.
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@UberFacts2 Sep 2012
Albert Einstein would charge people $1 for an autograph. He'd then donate this money to charity.
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