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I once participated in a seed deal where the valuation peaked at $1B, but I was still locked and now my tokens are worthless and im a permanent community member

Joined March 2023
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the market is so fucked we got people asking to get rugged
aight which of these memes will rug me? I feel like getting rugged
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nah we got gta 6 gameplay of a dog pooping in South Park before gta 6
New GTA 6 gameplay was revealed in the latest episode of South Park! They showed off the dog pooping mechanic and how you can pick it up to throw at the irresponsible owner. 😂
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why tf do they even represent crypto
It actually pisses me off that these are the people representing crypto to the average retail investor.
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i love NFTs simple as that
i love NFTs simple as that
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A comparison of @AnomaPay against traditional and instant fiat payment rails As you can see Anoma is the clear winner and on top of that you don't sacrifice privacy since it uses zk proofs for it
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remember fellas all your earnings can get wiped out in a single moment
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
so basically every major chain is available on Keeper as of now my favorite part about this is how we can trade Solana memes on it and tokenized stocks on Solana next chain that they will launch imo will probably be Optimism but who knows, might be even Monad
TON in Keeper ✅ Bitcoin in Keeper ✅ Ethereum in Keeper ✅ TRON in Keeper ✅ BNB Chain in Keeper ✅ Arbitrum in Keeper ✅ Base in Keeper ✅ Solana in Keeper ✅ Avalanche in Keeper ✅ Polygon in Keeper ✅ Robinhood Chain in Keeper ✅ Who’s next?
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nah he actually wild for that
NEW: @zachxbt SAYS YOU’RE LIKELY SAFER TOUCHING BONNIE BLUE THAN TOUCHING INDIAN CEX @CoinDCX
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How she looks at you when the market is red
How she looks at you when the market is green
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
Why operators like @Dialectic_Group use Makina to manage onchain strategies: When cross-chain opportunities exist in DeFi, Makina allows them to capture that yield. or When a new strategy category opens, like yielding on tokenized stocks, they can launch new vaults in days.
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look guys Elon sent me some money, I'm important now
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remove the what if from your head and you'll succeed
never stop clicking
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
cool that this isn't a ct bubble ranking finally a board where crypto people have to compete with the rest of the internet
Motion is the new moat. So we ranked the internet by it. Who did we get wrong? leaderboard.motion.game
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Professor Dr. Jerome Powell (Parody) retweeted
Tokenized stocks have unique tickers on Base. e.g. AAPL is AAPLc When you deposit that stock in a Machine on @makinafi to earn yield, you receive back in your wallet a “Machine Token” that represents your share of the strategy. e.g. Deposit AAPLc and get yAAPLc So, why the y?
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