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Hope for a better Zim!

Harare
Joined May 2013
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Majoker ese ma banger baba
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Tapinda tapinda 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Zach Dembo has won Kentucky's 6th Congressional District election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. (via NBC)
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Zimbabweans are everywhere, Dembo azviita 💃💃
Zach Dembo has won Kentucky's 6th Congressional District election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. (via NBC)
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Guys hanzi mukuwanza mutemo mu marriage umu
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🚨🎥| Kobbie Mainoo receives a Clarence Seedorf shirt after Seedorf asked the Amazon Prime crew to gift it to him. ❤️
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I think the air we breathe as Zimbabweans was drugged by Americans 😳😂😂 it's a biological war
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I don’t know much about DVD on a personal level, but if you ask me at gunpoint kuti mazino ake akaendepi, ndinokuudza correct answer ka1. 🤞🏽
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A guy who used to clean my yard found a permanent job in Down town. He brought me these and said "my sister, i shared my 1st salary with everyone who had my back when i was not working. Its not much but here is your share". The joy in my heart. 🥺🤗❤
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Whats wrong with having an owl as a pet???
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#dandarostreets WATCH: Hanzi marriage is not the end goal, munoti kudii nazvo...🙌🏿💯✔️ Follow Our WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Vaa…
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I was in a taxi and my taxi driver insulted another taxi driver. The other taxi driver insulted him back saying “go away with your ugly passenger”… like what did I do?😭
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I always tell my women the same thing: Never struggle under my leadership when men with money are out here. If that’s what you want, go to them
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Rimwe bussiness ramusiri kuonera, kutovhura opposition party, yoita tu impact wobva watengwa hako🙂
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No wife No baby mama No kids Work done Full tank Woza weekend
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Ukaona ndakutumira pic iri ziva ndikuramba dhiri rako. Good night Makepekepe ✌️Mangwana todonha navo pa Rufaro
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WE HAVE NO INTEREST IN GRAVE VISITOR We have noted the rather dramatic, tear-stained video of a certain member of the preaching fraternity, who appears to be recording himself in a state of profound emotional distress to beg the Government for permission to visit his family’s graves. Please allow us to offer the deepest condolences as well as assurances that the Government of Zimbabwe has absolutely zero interest in him, his theatrics, or the graves of his family. We are entirely unbothered. In fact, he is free to visit those graves as many times a year, or a day as his heart desires. He does not need a government permit for his grief, nor our blessing to stand by a tombstone. We do, of course, understand that there are immense "street creds" to be gained by villainizing the Government, and that playing the victim is a guaranteed way to farm sympathy and clicks for those desperately seeking attention. But surely, zvimwe munonozanyaya. Using your deceased relatives as props for a social media pity party is a new low, even for the pulpit.
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Vana “Gweta ndine kanyaya kangu ka” mukwane futi. Ndine basa rei nekanyaya kako ini?. Twinyaya ndoita nembenembe yangu.
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You mean I’ll get stressed because munhu anga achindikumbira US$150 aiwana kumwe?.
"Chirega l managed" Ipapo munhu anga achida $150 wakustressa kuti saka azoiwanepi😂😂😂😂
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Dzokororo inesimba - PASI PANO TIRI MAROJA!!
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We use condoms can you do the same ?
Replying to @ndues_boy
Associate?? Zimbabweans don't use deodorant so why would we? 😮‍💨
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