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I think the air we breathe as Zimbabweans was drugged by Americans 😳😂😂 it's a biological war
Masuwo 🇺🇿 retweeted
I don’t know much about DVD on a personal level, but if you ask me at gunpoint kuti mazino ake akaendepi, ndinokuudza correct answer ka1. 🤞🏽
Masuwo 🇺🇿 retweeted
A guy who used to clean my yard found a permanent job in Down town. He brought me these and said "my sister, i shared my 1st salary with everyone who had my back when i was not working. Its not much but here is your share". The joy in my heart. 🥺🤗❤
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Masuwo 🇺🇿 retweeted
I was in a taxi and my taxi driver insulted another taxi driver. The other taxi driver insulted him back saying “go away with your ugly passenger”… like what did I do?😭
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I always tell my women the same thing: Never struggle under my leadership when men with money are out here. If that’s what you want, go to them
Masuwo 🇺🇿 retweeted
Rimwe bussiness ramusiri kuonera, kutovhura opposition party, yoita tu impact wobva watengwa hako🙂
Masuwo 🇺🇿 retweeted
Ukaona ndakutumira pic iri ziva ndikuramba dhiri rako. Good night Makepekepe ✌️Mangwana todonha navo pa Rufaro
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WE HAVE NO INTEREST IN GRAVE VISITOR
We have noted the rather dramatic, tear-stained video of a certain member of the preaching fraternity, who appears to be recording himself in a state of profound emotional distress to beg the Government for permission to visit his family’s graves.
Please allow us to offer the deepest condolences as well as assurances that the Government of Zimbabwe has absolutely zero interest in him, his theatrics, or the graves of his family. We are entirely unbothered. In fact, he is free to visit those graves as many times a year, or a day as his heart desires. He does not need a government permit for his grief, nor our blessing to stand by a tombstone.
We do, of course, understand that there are immense "street creds" to be gained by villainizing the Government, and that playing the victim is a guaranteed way to farm sympathy and clicks for those desperately seeking attention. But surely, zvimwe munonozanyaya. Using your deceased relatives as props for a social media pity party is a new low, even for the pulpit.
Masuwo 🇺🇿 retweeted
Vana “Gweta ndine kanyaya kangu ka” mukwane futi. Ndine basa rei nekanyaya kako ini?. Twinyaya ndoita nembenembe yangu.
Masuwo 🇺🇿 retweeted
We use condoms can you do the same ?



























