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keelan dx

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Joined August 2020
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You think I'm sublime? Wow, so even a lime is better than me. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can hurt me too.
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looking through my old hard drive and finding some gemmy screencaps i took from the facebook era
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A few days ago I said I was really rather ill. In fact, this was a cover for the heist that I was pulling off, nicking $6.3 billion off crypto. I've now got the prob of what to do with it all. Why didn't I think of that before I did it?
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I think mario took this photo and that is why they are so happy
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I’m on facebook marketplace, messaging sellers things like “I hate your shitty item. I would never buy this in a trillion years.”
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I met my wife on dubsmash
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Tanta_Cat (@TantaCat) profile pictureTanta_Cat@TantaCatOct 25
strawberry milk is so freaking good
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Calling my rule-abiding amputee friend a 'goodie one-shoe'
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The h3 podcast is for gay people who dont know who John Waters is
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I had two ribs removed so i could suck my own ribs
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Happy 1 year anniversary to this video
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I don't remember seeing an "Adam Ruins Racism", does adam think racism is a-okay?
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Jerry seinfeld voice: I'm gonna eat this fidget spinner, for dinner!
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Never seen him so happy
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.@timheidecker did my latest headshots and they look terrible. he's trying to charge me for it. not paying.
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scat cat@SmokiePuss27 Jun 2013
Replying to @nathanfielder
@nathanfielder those poor kittens :( I hate you even more
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scat cat@SmokiePuss27 Jun 2013
Replying to @nathanfielder
@nathanfielder I hate you ! That is all
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The full video might be lost media
keelan dx (@projaredgram) profile picturekeelan dx@projaredgramOct 16
Does anyone have the full video of that girl who looks like erika kirk singing neutral milk hotel and the music video is her coughing up blood
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