part-time batman. full-time overthinker thinking out loud. read at your own risk.
Gotham
Joined November 2021
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just noticed x stopped showing my full follower count and now it says 3.2K.
same followers, but that little K makes me feel like a fucking celebrity.
please respect my privacy during this difficult transition to fame.
came back from my dopamine detox and the first thing i see is someone leaking my fucking training checklist.
still working on the billionaire part. and the other 126 martial arts.
being part-time batman is a lot more work than i anticipated.
How to be Batman
- Master 127 martial arts
- Be a billionaire
- Have an IQ over 250
- Lip reading
- Lock picking
- Voice mimicry
- Have a tactical arsenal of specialized gadgets
- Peak physical conditioning: weightlifting, calisthenics, parkour, plyometrics, gymnastics, rock climbing, swimming, mobility, and cardio
- Voracious reading: speed-reading case files, rare manuscripts, behavioral psychology, and scientific literature
- Master of disguises
- Combat medicine
- Ventriloquism
- Escape artistry
- Mental resilience and meditation under duress
- Advanced degrees in forensic science, criminology, chemistry, engineering, psychology, escapology, and medicine
- Polyglot fluency in English, French, Spanish, Russian, Japanese, Chinese (Mandarin and Cantonese), Arabic, German, Italian, Portuguese, Latin, and Greek
- Stealth and espionage
there are two ways to make money with AI.
one involves learning to code, building complex agents, debugging APIs, and automating entire businesses.
the other involves a dog in his kitchen making whiskey and shaking his ass.
i'm starting to suspect the dog has a better business model.
not gonna lie, given how things are going lately, i'm starting to consider tyler durden's therapy program.
sure, the side effects include insomnia, broken ribs, and a possible criminal record.
but hey, anything for mental health.
sometimes "i'll figure it out" is all you've got.
no plan, no guarantees, just a stubborn refusal to let the current situation be the end of the fucking story.
let's go!
nothing makes you question your athletic abilities faster than getting humbled by a guy who looks like he collects stamps.
the other penguins probably think he's lost his fucking mind.
maybe he has. maybe he doesn't even know where he's going.
but at least he's chasing something.
the others already know where they will die.
i used to have instagram, but i was never much of a picture guy.
the second someone points a camera at me, i forget how to operate my own fucking face. posing and smiling for strangers always felt ridiculous.
that's why i prefer x. i can just say whatever's going on inside my head without worrying about how i look.
which, now that i think about it, might be an even worse idea.
nature doesn't give a fuck about morality. it rewards adaptation, not virtue.
but some people hear "survival of the fittest" and immediately assume being a ruthless asshole is a personality upgrade.
even wolves figured out the value of cooperation.
or a cause of success.
the problem is that you overthink the negative. why don't you overthink the positive?
instead of overthinking chaos, overthink how to bring order to your life. overthink solutions to your problems.
your mind is your most powerful weapon. don't aim it at yourself.
sometimes i think i would've done what cypher did.
erase my memory, plug me back into the matrix, make me rich and famous, and feed me juicy steaks for the rest of my life.
sorry, morpheus. the agents had a better fucking offer.
PROK retweeted
there's a big opportunity in AI advisory right now, a gap in the market that's waiting to be filled...
atm there are two types of "AI experts":
the AI normie
- know how to use tools but completely delegate his thinking
- don't think in systems
- can't implement AI in real business workflows
the full AI nerd
- know everything there's to know about AI
- has 10 Claude Code instances running his life
- can't communicate with an human
and this is where YOUR opportunity is...
the market is screaming for a third type: the AI advisor
someone who can walk into a business, look at their operations for 2 hours, and say "this process right here? AI cuts it by 40% and here's exactly how"
they're looking for that guy who's deep enough in the rabbit hole to fix their problems, but also smart enough to dumb things down so they can understand the solution
be that guy
some people have content calendars, growth funnels, and engagement strategies.
i have coffee, insomnia, and an unreasonable amount of opinions.
let's see whose business model survives.
fucking zara music is surprisingly good for deep work.
apparently my brain needs to think it's shopping for overpriced jackets to function properly.
you have 72 hours to make $1,000.
all you've got is a laptop, a phone, internet, AI, and social media.
no savings. no existing business.
what's your game plan?
and no, selling your kidney isn't a business model.
you know you've got aura when strangers on the street look at you like you owe them money.
or maybe i'm just paranoid.
hard to tell.
