When you’re sipping on that Predator energy drink and the court mandated heart palpitations start to hit
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for stoners: whats the coolest name for weed i dont want to be calling it weed whenever i want to talk about it.
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β€œBig Foe” dawg u dont know my nigga Will like that✌️😭
Naw nigga you see the angle Big Foe at don’t jump in dat water if you can’t swim!
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If this doesn’t grant you favour with the universe then idk what the hell will
I love how most of the animals stop running and look back at their saviors, its like an unspoken "Thank you, I will remember you."
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
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mdosi kwani hauna imani na sisi?
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I be having full conversations with myself with plot twists and everything
nobody talks about how far you can walk if you're lowkey mentally insane
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what the hell did you just say about my wife’s jiggle physics
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