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Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse.
Now that @DJDENSE has been named the Interim Clippers GM , I say we call up @TeamLou23 , @monstatrezz , and @patbev21 and run it tf back.
Ok, good one guys. You got me. AI 🤖 right? Shams got hacked? Right?
Right?
Uhhhhhh….
BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN.
Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.
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We have 12 days before they declare that Mitch McConnell is dead and it’s too late to hold a special election. Is anybody gonna say anything?
Isn’t there like some kind of investigative journalist out there who can figure this out?
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His name was Joan Sebastian Guerrero.
- He was here legally.
- He was authorized to work.
- He had Social Security Number.
- He was NOT target of ICE investigation.
- DHS: He did NOT try to kill ICE agents.
He was executed in front of his 3 year old daughter.
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Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.
Now's a good time to remind everyone about the time De'Arron Fox ripped off a bunch of fans and investors with his scammy NFT rug-pull. gtdsports.com/blog/dearron-f…
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Absolutely insane levels of corruption happening right before your eyes.
Oh god help us.
Spencer Pratt just signed a deal to document his family as the “First Family of LA” — but only if he wins the Mayor’s race.
The mayoral candidate inked a contract with a production company to roll cameras on him, Heidi Montag, and their kids throughout his political journey and (potentially) inside the mayor’s office.
This could be the most entertaining LA administration in history… or total chaos.
What do you think — par for the course these days?
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