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David Puddy

@puddyLLC

Grease monkey is a slur, and I love slurs. I also love Elaine Benes and 8 Balls.

 New York, NY
Joined August 2025
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Big Oven doesn’t want you to know that hitting broil on high kickstarts your bake preheat
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Matthew (@OswaldsTopGuy) profile pictureMatthew
@OswaldsTopGuyOct 25
Who has that one video?
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Just ate lunch at a barbecue place and every single person inside had a full beard
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Chinatown@ChinatowndJakeOct 16
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) profile pictureAndrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
@AndrewYangOct 16
That Tesla demo was the most impressive thing ever. I had to double check that it was real and not AI. Wow.
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Crawdad Man says You’ve Got To Keep Them Separated
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I would have sex with Martha Stewart
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Bought a porch to make ladies nauseas in
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People thought this tweet was serious. This was a test drive. A year later I now actually own one
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My porch wears cashmere #DoucheTweet
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David Puddy (@puddyLLC) profile pictureDavid Puddy@puddyLLC20 Oct 2025
Bought a porch to make ladies nauseas in
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This is supposed to be a community after all
Reed “Luka Lover” Baxtor (@ILoveNBAYaoi) profile pictureReed “Luka Lover” Baxtor@ILoveNBAYaoiOct 15
David Puddy helped me
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PK subban wearing nonsense volume 1,000,000
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Ha nice I have been retweeted by he who weareth bad outfit
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Women love soup because they have weak jaws
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cactus2jack@cactus2jack2Oct 19
holy shit worth watching to the end
yiqing (@rhaenyrastoker) profile pictureyiqing@rhaenyrastokerOct 19
since everyone is sharing their fav nathan bit mine is him doing the asian accent. kills me every single time
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This is cool as fuck, check out their IG, they build small V-hull outboards
Kit Huckabee (@huck_tuah) profile pictureKit Huckabee@huck_tuahOct 18
Guys are gonna larp this shit so bad
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How do I get henchmen
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I wonder what the N stands for
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Me and Mr. Cool and Normal (@MNormal97287) are pleased to announce our new business venture, Anti-Crease Technology. For your sneakers
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At a bar, months ago: Aging punk with fat gut and ratty hair: “what do you do for a living” Me: “XYZ, what about you” Him: “I work in the weed industry, how do you sleep at night” Bro lmao
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“Do you like it”
Big “Pork” Bryce Young (@bigporkbryce69) profile pictureBig “Pork” Bryce Young@bigporkbryce69Oct 13
Replying to @ThrobbyBoucher
@ThrobbyBoucher
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