You’re nothing but a noun to me

silly is the goose who gives himself a gaggle

How round is your applause

If you ain’t built like this I don’t want it

im as stupid as when kanye said whats drugs my dealer in the hit song gentlemen in paris

If I’m not being detained I’d like to be on my way I’ve got raps to sing

Calling the POLICE on my weatherman neighbor bc he keeps trying to talk to me about el niño

the loin the minge and the warzone

All my bots and bigdawgs

If you play your cards right sometimes you can smoke with your court appointed before they take you to jail

gm bigdawgs

Jus' gi' mi di Hi 👋 and pass di 'dro

If the beastie boys and I knew it was going to be that kind of party we’d have stuck our dicks in the mashed potatoes

Sorry to say it but hitting anything else with a golf club feels better than a golf ball

Singing raps with the plug

some of the bigdawgs you probably think are #cool and/or #swag are actually at home masturbating themselves right now.

dear miss lady, it’s rock hard to be me and you are so welcome

zero derp thirty

it’s pullatiddieoutober

White people don’t say grace they do a bland acknowledgment