pyjokes

There are 10 types of people: those who understand hexadecimal and 15 others.

Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.

A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.38 root beers. The bartender informs her it's a root beer float. She says 'Make it a double!'

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who were expecting this joke to be in trinary.

I had a problem so I thought I'd use Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

Schrodinger's attitude to web development: If I don't look at it in Internet Explorer then there's a chance it looks fine.

Obfuscated Reality Mappers (ORMs) can be useful database tools.

Why did the QA cross the road? To ruin everyone's day.

A programmer crashes a car at the bottom of a hill, a bystander asks what happened, he says "No idea. Let's push it back up and try again".

Number of days since I have encountered an array index error: -1.

My friend's in a band called '1023 Megabytes'... They haven't got a gig yet!

A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, 'I know, I'll solve it with threads!'. has Now problems. two he

Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.

Hardware: The part of a computer that you can kick.

In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

.NET was named .NET so that it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.

How come there is no obfuscated Perl contest? Because everyone would win.

What does 'Emacs' stand for? 'Exclusively used by middle aged computer scientists.'