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Raised by wolves.

Charleston, WV
Joined June 2009
The more I think about it, the distinguishing characteristic between a republican and a democrat is whether or not they are optimistic about humanity.
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Why don’t we make sports leagues unisex, and then have performance classes that can be tested into/out of? -In response to the Lia Thomas issue
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Today I almost wrecked because I was screaming at somebody driving on their cell phone.
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If ever you are worried about why people don’t like you, lemme just tell you about the guy dragging two garbage bags in oncoming traffic that screamed “asshole” at me
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I think Putin thought nations would look the other way, or not get involved beyond their own interests. He forgot everyone is aimlessly upset and existentially bored from pandemic fatigue and ready to unite for literally anything
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Sometimes you have to do nothing to remember why you do anything.
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I think God made our eyelids thin so we can’t sleep during the day
Sometimes I like to take a nap and pretend my car is self-driving
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I live in the capital city of the leading county in the leading state of the leading country in the world for Covid-19. We also happen to be the fastest-shrinking population in the US. 🎶 I was in the right place, must’ve been the wrong time🎵
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Man, life’s too short to be folding undewear
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Now if y’all can’t behave, we’re gonna cancel the rest of the holidays this year
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I've gazed into an active volcano, I've strolled through barrios I was not welcome in, I've survived abuse, drugs, and disease with my head held high, but I still cannot tell someone when they breath stank.
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I was taking my motorcycle test and I had doubts about passing, but #JoeBiden was there to give me the pep talk I needed, and we rode that motorcycle off the lot together an hour later
I’m hiring the #DemConvention production team for my tinder profile
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Did anyome else turn 30 and inexplicably start putting their t-shirt on backwards?
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For perspective – this is the police force in Tokyo
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Christopher Vincent retweeted
A lot of reports that the explosion just now in #Beirut #Lebanon, was from fireworks depot. My initial thoughts, based on nature of explosion, past intelligence and secondary blast, is entirely possible this was weapons (probably Hezbollah) storage facility. 💔😑
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Christopher Vincent retweeted
From the Magazine: Queer Appalachia is an Instagram account that highlights important social issues affecting a vulnerable region — and collects donations from followers. It’s not clear where those donations go. wapo.st/3k8Ozo7
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