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Mina the Cat

@quantcat

I am Mina the Stubby-Legged Cat. My human pet @ceejbot is trying to quantify me. Fat chance!

 Menlo Park CA
Joined December 2013
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I am comfortable.
A remarkably gorgeous and fierce black cat sits on top of a compliant human cushion, almost smothering the human.

ALT A remarkably gorgeous and fierce black cat sits on top of a compliant human cushion, almost smothering the human.

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Call me past it? I killed a mouse and brought it to them to feed them. Ingrates.
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Yes, yes, I’m sharing the bed with the pumpkin cat, but I got several kinds of sashimi tonight so I am too content to properly destroy her.
I got more raw fish tonight. I’m not sure what kind, but it was quite delicious. I shivered my tail at the human, it was so good.
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I got raw salmon and this dumb-ass did not. He refused it! I watched him! I have no idea how he manages to stay alive. teapawt.org/ceejbot/status/1575957…
Ceej "oh well" Silverio (@ceejbot) profile pictureCeej "oh well" Silverio@ceejbot30 Sep 2022
Is it Feets Friday?
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I got raw salmon twice today. I saw the humans offer some to that Young Lout but he turned up his nose. All the more for me!
I am a warm loaf.
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Relatable. You should appreciate me. Acceptable expressions of appreciation include treats, raw salmon, and chin scritches. teapawt.org/HenrythePanther/status…
Henry (@HenrythePanther) profile pictureHenry@HenrythePanther18 Aug 2022
It’s #BlackCatAppreciationDay so appreciate me already.
A handsome black cat stares over your left shoulder with glowing yellow eyes. On the wall behind him are two paintings that say nighty night.

ALT A handsome black cat stares over your left shoulder with glowing yellow eyes. On the wall behind him are two paintings that say nighty night.

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I ate sushi tonight. This is the best food for cats.
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More salmon today. I expressed my thanks with a tail- quiver, which even the humans seem to understand.
It’s warm enough today that I am not on the heated cat mat.
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Can confirm. Also, don’t you dare try it. teapawt.org/caraesten/status/15295…
cara.city elsewhere (@caraesten) profile picturecara.city elsewhere@caraesten25 May 2022
Replying to @caraesten
if you gzip your cat, you can get more of it across the wire, however, I can't recommend this: cats do not like being compressed
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I provided another mouse! The gigantic youth seems to appreciate my work, but the humans won’t let me bring it in for him.
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I provided two more mice. Okay PARTS of two mice. And were they grateful? Were they? Harumph.
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Black cats are best cats. This cat deserves all the salmon and tuna there is. teapawt.org/kf/status/151875451863…
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I am not a human. You may not authenticate me as one.
There can be only one. teapawt.org/TranslatedCats/status/…
translated cats (@TranslatedCats) profile picturetranslated cats@TranslatedCats22 Apr 2022
A city occupied by a black cat.
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No salmon today. Instead the taller human stuffed me into the Rotating Drum of Death and told me it was a litter box.
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Sensible cat. Proper sense of self-worth. Inspirational! teapawt.org/JortsTheCat/status/151…
Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) profile pictureJorts (and Jean)@JortsTheCat18 Apr 2022
Replying to @JortsTheCat
Who ever decided “soft bellied” was a bad thing? My belly is extremely soft and I am awesome
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They keep giving me salmon. Are they trying to kill me? No, I think they’re trying to make up for years of mistreating me with insufficient treats.
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