Quarkmonkey has left the building. Fuck you Elon. Come find me on Threads and BlueSky. BlueSky: @quarkmonkey.bsky.social Threads: [email protected]
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After over 15 years, I'm off, thanks to the rocket cunt.
Like when you can't quite throw out your pics of an ex, I'll leave my posts here but won't be posting. Find me on Threads and BlueSky with the cool kids.
BlueSky: @quarkmonkey.bsky.social
Threads: [email protected]
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🚨 BREAKING: The United Nations Refugee Agency has concluded that Rishi Sunak's new Rwanda treaty violates international law
[@lizziedearden]
I saw this post and while it wouldn’t make any sense I instinctively pondered whether it was directly aimed at me.
Because what could be more depressing than being publicly shamed by the Fonz?
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Tomorrow is the boycott day #August1stTweetOutDay
Join!
Save the bird!
As it’s nearly that time… do what Luke said.
TOMORROW is #August1stTweetOutDay. Join me, @MzSgtPepper & the WHOLE WORLD in NOT tweeting for 24 hrs. I won't dignify accusations that this is a political statement when it is, in fact, simply an experimental STUNT because I'm bored & wanna see what happens. #TweetlessTuesday
Yes I’m a 48-year-old man making Super Noodles for lunch while listening to Taylor Swift.
Do you have a problem with that?
Anyone got any BlueSky invites? Looks like I'm about to be homeless now that this place is burning down.
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I am proposing that August 1st be a “Tweet Out” day where blue voters take the day off from tweeting. Think of the revenue lost for Twitter - X if we did that. Best way to affect change with a billionaire is to hit them in the wallet. RT if you are with me.
#August1stTweetOutDay
Musk would be approaching super-villain status if he didn’t clearly have the public image of being a daft cunt.
NYT reports that Elon Musk personally thwarted a Ukrainian military operation he disapproved of. nytimes.com/interactive/2023…
Can I ask a favour? If anyone comes across any news stories about how Elon’s haemorrhaging cash on Twitter, can you send me the link?
It’s really soothing to masturbate to.
You should try it.
I now it’s a depraved chimera that goes against the laws of God and man, but I’m quite enjoying these White chocolate digestives.
