local tall girl | negroni enjoyer |

Joined August 2016
Men don’t get lost at sea like they used to.
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The baddest bitches are in academic stress…..
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an iced latte with a dome lid and a paper straw is my version of hell
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more like Amanda Slayfriend am I right?
I love Amanda Seyfried
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I love Amanda Seyfried
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seated for You Can See Everything btw
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I could really go for a pot of boiled peanuts right now
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I guess I slept like a pretzel last night so naturally I am cursed to suffer neck/shoulder pain for the foreseeable future
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I just tried to read about why/how homestead exemptions exist (besides lowering property taxes) and can I just say, at every turn we make up the most complicated shit just to survive and it’s actually ridiculous
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I’ve been spending a lot less time on this app and on Pinterest instead
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I think I’m burnt out from existing in my own mind sometimes
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The laundry does you in the end
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is it a requirement that managers be incompetent and have no people skills?
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ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to Know
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what Etsy witch do I need to hire to land a remote job that pays at least $75k in the next 2 months?
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microwaves need a silent setting because why are you beeping so loudly for a solid 20 seconds?
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the media coverage of the protests in France has my mom stress texting me because I’ll be there next month lol
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“No room for violence in our Republic” sir, do you know how your Republic was formed?
Aucune place pour la violence dans notre République. Ceux qui ont cassé, attaqué les préfectures comme les commerces, pillé jusqu’à nos mairies, seront poursuivis et punis. Aux forces de l’ordre, garantes du droit à manifester, je dis le soutien de la Nation. Nous ferons tous bloc face aux semeurs de chaos, qui ne cherchent qu’à abattre nos institutions et empêchent ceux qui expriment pacifiquement leurs revendications de le faire.
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why is it that I can fall asleep in 7.3 seconds at 3pm on any given day but it’ll be 10:53pm on a work night and I’m laying in bed wide awake thinking about that weird thing I said a month ago while 4 seconds of a linkin park song I haven’t listened to in years plays on loop?
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the goosebumps theme song is stuck in my head
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the finest of American cuisine: Costco pizza
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