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"You run like a girl. Hey, wait up."

I heard Hegseth is planning the discontinuation of the military using tracer bullets. "When the enemy can see the bullets coming, they're way easier to dodge."

I thought she was pretty. I didn't know she was just good at make-up.

Remember penmanship and that capital Q that looked like a curvy 2? What the hell was that all about?

The History of Internet Porn. The first in the series is now available. Volume 1 covers up until 1750.

I broke a mirror, but I'm not that worried about the possible 7 years of bad luck. After all, I've already got a 6-year head start.

The population of the planet (non-humanoids) is 8 billion, but that's rounded to the nearest billion.

You know how excessive testosterone is responsible for baldness? I'm working on a companion theory about how a build-up of semen makes the penis appear longer. My wife definitely doesn't buy it, but I'm not sure about the guys at the gym.

Plastic was invented to trap those people who could fight their way out of a paper bag.

Instead of spending so long writing Finnegan's Wake, if Joyce had simply said, "My wife is so fat; when she sits around the house, she sits around the house," he'd be just as famous and probably better liked.