@randizzlesmith

pretty, zitty, swiftie, she/they

 Tennessee
Joined August 2013
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Cover me in green tea and call me Matcha Man Randi Savage
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It is His body after all I guess
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Maybe the best part of the entire LotR movie trilogy for me is when Treebeard addresses our favorite wizard as “young master Gandalf”
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Stroker? Hell! Don’t mind if I do
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 1
First clip of Jonathan Bailey and Ella Purnell recording lines for Audible's audiobook adaptation of ‘DRACULA’.
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“I asked chat gpt” Well I asked my mom and she said “not on a school night”
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Inside of you there are two wolves. One is the little girl digging holes in the 2003 film adaptation of ‘Holes’ and the other is the grandpa digging holes in the 2003 film adaptation of ‘Holes”
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I love TS I love this I love all of it I love the thrill of it all I love itttttttttttt
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Six more weeks of depression it is
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FUCK
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I’ll say it. The President of the Inner Circle, Shingle Shaker, can get it.
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Actually they can all get it. Somethin bout a top hat I guess. And the mystery of the groundhog 🥵
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Phil needs to not see his shadow and say #fuckice
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I only wake up before the sun one day of the year. Today’s the day folks! HBD Charlie and HGD to all who celebrate
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The Punxatawny fireworks show really doesn’t have to go as hard as it does, but we’re thankful it does
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The thing about me is I have to think real hard about gore and roker bc sometimes I get my als mixed up
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Spotify is fucking me over rn 😭 Just give my taylorrrrrrrrr
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Coming out of twitter retirement just to say LL Bean stands for ‘Ladies Love Bean’
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and they’re all Big Dogs
Sam Reich@samreich4 Jul 2025
inside you theres just one wolf in two very different sized hats
Anna Garcia wearing a tiny cowboy hat and looking unenthused. A second photo of Anna Garcia, with huge cowboy hat covering her entire head, extending two hands out with rock and roll fingers.

ALT Anna Garcia wearing a tiny cowboy hat and looking unenthused. A second photo of Anna Garcia, with huge cowboy hat covering her entire head, extending two hands out with rock and roll fingers.

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Cool thing about me is that I cry every time Paul Hollywood gives out a handshake
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When will beck and Shakira collab bc that would be so fucking cool
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All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant
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