Honestly people, if Democrats were rigging elections, we’d have single-payer health care, clean water, no Fox ‘news’ and solar cars by now.

We don’t think of 1775 as anything other than the year before the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the start of the Revolutionary War. Yet when you set your clock back 250 years, that's when the demand for reform exploded into war. Just sayin. #InCaseYouForgotTo

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. There are many things I'd like to shove up the Fat Felon's ass. #UsesForLeftoverCandy

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. "I was only following orders" was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials. #ThingsThatStillMakeMeHappy

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. #ImNoCriminalBut The thing about George Santos’ commuted prison sentence and yamtit's retribution campaign against his perceived enemies is he's still in the Epstein files.

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. #WhenWeHadNoKings members of the Cabinet of the United States would be allowed within 100 ft of any school.

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. If Sean Hannity and Jesse Watters were drowning and you could save only one, where would you go for brunch with Dan Rather and Brian Williams? [10 minutes later] #ImStillTornOver quiche or frittata.

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. If Charlie Kirk didn't want to be remembered as a hate-spewing white supremacist, he shouldn't have been a hate-spewing white supremacist. #YouCantBuyMy silence.

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Imagine if they were as tough on pedophiles as they are on comedians. #WhatMyCatThinksOf

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. #INoticeErrorsIn in Don Whoreleone’s anatomy.

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Civil War has been canceled because the shooter is a straight white Mormon kid from Utah. #WhenYouVoiceYourOpinion

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. #IfMyPetRanTheGovernment

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. What kind of punk ass bitch revokes the Secret Service security detail for Kamala Harris? One that’s petty, small, pathetic, vengeful, and on the Epstein list, that’s who. #WhatsSoGreatAboutDemocracy

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone who can’t wait for Domestic Enemy #1 to be locked up so we don’t have to hear any more of his whiny lies about the border, immigrants, crime rate, the economy, abortion, Medicare, social security, yada yada yada. #TheRealCrimeIs

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Firing the person responsible for reporting the jobs numbers because you don't like the numbers is like firing your doctor because you don't like your cholesterol numbers, which only makes sense if you’re in the Epstein file. #YouKnowItsTimeToWorry

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. If it takes hundreds of agents to flag your mentions in the Epstein files, you might be a pedophile. Oh, look, someone wrote a letter and signed my name. #OtherTrumpEpsteinFilesDistractions

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. #BringOrderToChaosBy

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Trump falsely claims his highly unpopular big bill is the ‘single most popular bill ever signed.’ #ExtremelyStupidThingsToDo

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. White House Down. #EvilClownMoviesAndShows

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. Not arresting fucknuts and the 149 seditious Republicans on January 7, 2021 was a huge mistake. #MistakesWereMadeWhen

Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Your periodic reminder that fuckface is stupid. #WhenYouHaveNoPlan