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Susannah Rayner retweeted
As I've been out of my case and able to read the news been it's great to see many ancient Egyptian practices still being kept alive today Ross Greer, Gillian MacKay, John Swinney and Jenny Gilruth all clearly having had their brains pulled out through their noses
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My Jerry Lewis story made me question the BBC for the rest of my career. As a student, I did work experience on a show investigating dodgy hypnotists. I travelled with two female BBC producers to Blackpool to interview a victim (you don’t want to know). At the hotel, a man was walking out as I walked in. We both held the door and stared at each other. “After you,” I said. “No, after you, young man”, he replied. I smiled, thanked him, and we passed. I turned to the producers: “Do you know who that was?” “Nope,” one said, in a tone suggesting I shouldn’t be making eye contact, let alone talking. “That was Jerry Lewis.” They stared. “Who?” “Jerry Lewis. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis?” More staring. “Never heard of him.” “You’ve never heard of Jerry Lewis?” Internally, I was furious. Externally, I was still trying to get a job in TV. “Is he someone we’re interviewing?” one asked. “No.” “Then I’m not interested,” she snapped. “Put the gear over there.” What struck me wasn’t Jerry Lewis being in Blackpool (I found out later that he was filming Funny Bones). It was that these two women were producers with almost no knowledge of entertainment history, TV or film. I know this because I spent the rest of the week asking them very easy questions they couldn't or wouldn't answer. Yet they’re the people who decide what YOU should watch and what YOU’LL find interesting. After 25 years of being stuck in tiny edit suites with people like this (and honestly, it’s the norm), I could write a book about idiotic TV decision-makers who think they’re the smartest in the room and make choices based on what they assume YOUR intelligence level is.
Dúo irrepetible...quiénes son?
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Matthew Pennycook is a widely respected minister. To insinuate that the government "knowingly left" specific flaws in this legislation is totally disingenuous and entirely wrong. I was the minister responsible and I worked closely with officials, after I left government I sat on the bill committee that scrutinised this. I do not recall Pennycook ever mentioning these flaws while he was shadowing me or my successor. He is talking about technical legislation drafted by government lawyers. The same ones that advised us, and are now advising him. Drafting errors occur every single day in government business, that's why governments put down amendments to their own legislation every day in both houses. Pennycook knows this full well. I've been the first one to say we made mistakes in government and we got things wrong. But for Pennycook to make this allegation quite shameful and I hope he takes it down and apologises. I've put down PQs on these so-called "flaws" and I've attached answers from the government to this post. Judge for yourself. We were making the running on this, after years of inaction by successive governments And had he and his Housing Secretaries had the best interests of leaseholders at heart, as soon as he had got his feet under the desk and discovered these drafting errors, they could have taken action. It's now more than two years since they won a landslide and they've not tackled it. So spare me this type of misinformation and criticism! questions-statements.parliam…
Ignore the misinformation. We need to fix a small number of specific flaws that the previous government knowingly left in its Leasehold and Freehold Reform Act 2024 to ensure that the enfranchisement measures in that piece of legislation can operate as intended. We have made clear we intend to make those fixes through our forthcoming Commonhold and Leasehold Reform Bill. Once we have done so and can implement the new valuation process, it will be cheaper and easier for leaseholders to extend their lease or buy their freehold.
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Susannah Rayner retweeted
It’s important that people know what happened here. Unqualified lunatic doctor goes rogue, hands out hormones et al to kids without telling their parents. Second doctor *whose job it is* to pass on safeguarding concerns passes on such concerns, plus her own. Result: second doctor investigated for ‘transphobia’, smeared, subjected to hostile 4-hr interrogation, mental health severely impacted, forced out of her job. Over the next few years all her worst fears are much more than confirmed. Many children suffer severe, irreversible & completely preventable harm, not bc of a ‘bad apple’ but bc of NHS culture ‘Why are you so concerned?’
From an excellent account by @hannahsbee of a tribunal that ended a few days ago. Dr Sarah Redvers’s life was made a misery and her reputation trashed by people whose allegiance was to an ideology rather than individual patients. But the scandal wasn’t confined to Brighton, as…
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Susannah Rayner retweeted
Best anecdote in Carol Thatcher's book about her father is when Sir Denis boarded a train at Paddington in which the only empty compartment was reserved for Rosewood Psychiatric Hospital. Denis travelled alone and in comfort as far as Reading when "all these chaps piled in", accompanied by a male nurse, who counted them before the train moved off. 'One, two, three, four ... who are you?" "I'm the Prime Minister's husband." "Six, seven, eight, nine..."
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Susannah Rayner retweeted
I'm seeing quite a bit of comment about this, so I want to make a couple of points. I'm not owed eternal agreement from any actor who once played a character I created. The idea is as ludicrous as me checking with the boss I had when I was twenty-one for what opinions I should hold these days. Emma Watson and her co-stars have every right to embrace gender identity ideology. Such beliefs are legally protected, and I wouldn't want to see any of them threatened with loss of work, or violence, or death, because of them. However, Emma and Dan in particular have both made it clear over the last few years that they think our former professional association gives them a particular right - nay, obligation - to critique me and my views in public. Years after they finished acting in Potter, they continue to assume the role of de facto spokespeople for the world I created. When you've known people since they were ten years old it's hard to shake a certain protectiveness. Until quite recently, I hadn't managed to throw off the memory of children who needed to be gently coaxed through their dialogue in a big scary film studio. For the past few years, I've repeatedly declined invitations from journalists to comment on Emma specifically, most notably on the Witch Trials of JK Rowling. Ironically, I told the producers that I didn't want her to be hounded as the result of anything I said. The television presenter in the attached clip highlights Emma's 'all witches' speech, and in truth, that was a turning point for me, but it had a postscript that hurt far more than the speech itself. Emma asked someone to pass on a handwritten note from her to me, which contained the single sentence 'I'm so sorry for what you're going through' (she has my phone number). This was back when the death, rape and torture threats against me were at their peak, at a time when my personal security measures had had to be tightened considerably and I was constantly worried for my family's safety. Emma had just publicly poured more petrol on the flames, yet thought a one line expression of concern from her would reassure me of her fundamental sympathy and kindness. Like other people who've never experienced adult life uncushioned by wealth and fame, Emma has so little experience of real life she's ignorant of how ignorant she is. She'll never need a homeless shelter. She's never going to be placed on a mixed sex public hospital ward. I'd be astounded if she's been in a high street changing room since childhood. Her 'public bathroom' is single occupancy and comes with a security man standing guard outside the door. Has she had to strip off in a newly mixed-sex changing room at a council-run swimming pool? Is she ever likely to need a state-run rape crisis centre that refuses to guarantee an all-female service? To find herself sharing a prison cell with a male rapist who's identified into the women's prison? I wasn't a multimillionaire at fourteen. I lived in poverty while writing the book that made Emma famous. I therefore understand from my own life experience what the trashing of women's rights in which Emma has so enthusiastically participated means to women and girls without her privileges. The greatest irony here is that, had Emma not decided in her most recent interview to declare that she loves and treasures me - a change of tack I suspect she's adopted because she's noticed full-throated condemnation of me is no longer quite as fashionable as it was - I might never have been this honest. Adults can't expect to cosy up to an activist movement that regularly calls for a friend's assassination, then assert their right to the former friend's love, as though the friend was in fact their mother. Emma is rightly free to disagree with me and indeed to discuss her feelings about me in public - but I have the same right, and I've finally decided to exercise it.
“I think she’s going to find that you can’t sit on the fence... The real win is when ordinary people can say these things.” @DerryBanShee speaks to @joshxhowie about Emma Watson’s comments about JK Rowling. 📺 youtu.be/r2OGEITYe2Y
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Susannah Rayner retweeted
Astounding Sunday Times investigation reveals new scandal in SNP’s Socialist Scotland: 800 NHS, central government, council and quango workers whose jobs no longer exist but remain on the public payroll because of the SNP’s ‘no public-sector redundancy’ policy. Estimated cost of paying people to do nothing: £27m a year. One NHS Highland worker has been receiving a full salary and benefits for 17 years despite not having a specific job. The health board refused to say what the worker had been doing for almost two decades and how much they had been paid. Likely cost to the taxpayer is expected to be far higher with several public bodies refusing to disclose salaries for hundreds of the workers awaiting redeployment.
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Susannah Rayner retweeted
Replying to @ConstableChaos
Saw this on another post somewhere. Seems appropriate.
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Replying to @DPJHodges
Yes Dan, the Nazis were socialists. Their actual name was the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, literally the National Socialist German Workers’ Party. “Nazi” is simply the shortened form. And before anyone starts with the usual “but historians call them far right” response, Mussolini himself began as a committed socialist, preached Marxist socialism, edited Avanti!, the official newspaper of the Italian Socialist Party, and only later broke with the movement and developed fascism. The point you're missing is that nefarious and dangerous political movements nearly always rise under lovely sounding promises about “the workers”, “the people”, fairness, equality and liberation from nasty capitalism, while the people running them somehow never seem very keen on living the lives they prescribe for everyone else. Even Marx didnt put his own money where his mouth was. He spent much of his life in financial chaos, repeatedly relying on Engels to send him money, while Engels himself earned his living through the family business Marxist theory supposedly regarded as part of the capitalist system. Marx’s own correspondence is littered with requests for cash and complaints about debts. So your GDR example rather proves the point. Calling East Germany “democratic” didn’t make it democratic, any more than calling yourself socialist, communist, progressive or “for working people” means the people at the top intend to live by any of it. Look at Labour in 2026. How many MPs have ended up in investigations, expenses rows or questions over money while lecturing the rest of us about fairness, sacrifice and paying more tax? Only this week Perran Moon was suspended by Labour over the £50,000 taxpayer backed Covid Bounce Back Loan. The working class kept working, and Moon "man of the people" saw an opportunity to fleece furlough. But THAT is the point, Dan. History is full of people promising equality for everyone else while sitting on their arse spending somebody else’s money. Starting wars they have no intention of sending their own sons to fight. THATS LITERALLY THE POINT. Socialists/communists/Marxists say one thing and do another.
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Replying to @DawnButlerBrent
Worth knowing the history here. In 1833 the British people paid £20 million to buy 800,000 people their freedom. Britain even paid an African king a salary to stop selling people. If you want to find out more about the story, it's here 👇 xitter.cf/ProudofusUK/status/211…
209 years ago today, Britain ARMED an African king. 🇬🇧 Muskets. Gunpowder. Ten thousand gun flints. Four hundred red coats. 💂 British sergeants to train his army. A salary in gold and silver, every year. 💰 Britain wanted him to win. 👑 Valley after valley. Chief after chief. Until two-thirds of Madagascar was under his rule. 🗺️ On purpose. 👀 Why? 🤔 Because on that island, chiefs raided villages and sold the people. To French slave ships. To Arab dhows. To other African kingdoms. ⛓️ Then they bought guns with the money. To raid more villages. 🔥 Guns for people. People for guns. 🔁 Britain had banned its own slave trade in 1807. But it couldn’t guard every beach on an island nearly a thousand miles long. 🌊 So a sergeant from Cork travelled 28 days, by canoe and on foot, to reach the king. 🛶 For two months they bargained. Then he made an offer nobody had authorised. 🤝 Every gun the slave trade gave the king, Britain would give him free. If he stopped selling people. ✋ On 23 October 1817, the king signed. Selling his people abroad would be punished by death. ✍️ Then Britain helped him take the island. Port after port, every one closed to the slave ships. ⚓ They teach you Britain profited from slavery. 📚 They never teach you how we got them to stop selling their own people. 🤫 Britain armed an African king. On purpose. 🇬🇧 Be part of us. ☝️🇬🇧 Be Proud Of Us. 🙏🇬🇧
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Susannah Rayner retweeted
The decision not to vet the National Security Advisor, Jonathan Powell, was a deliberate one. The reason behind that decision could only be that the person who took it did not believe he would pass it and did not care. Which means that Jonathan Powell was deliberately put in post by someone at the very highest level to deliver something that could not or would not be delivered by someone else who was properly vetted. Keir Starmer personally appointed Jonathan Powell as the UK’s National Security Adviser on 8 November 2024. Keir Starmer, it should be remembered, also appointed Peter Mandelson to the post of UK ambassador to the United States before vetting was even completed, and then confirmed him in post, ignoring the vetting agency's recommendation. Both Powell and Mandelson are/were advocates of an ever deeper relationship between the UK and China. Powell being a significant advocate for the surrender of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius, a development that could only strengthen China’s position in a contested region of the world. I’ve said for a long time that I believe Starmer has been compromised and this revelation that Starmer personally appointed Powell to such a critical post without vetting shows that Starmer ‘s actions were at the very least highly irregular, extremely questionable and certainly undermining of UK national security. Consider every action of Starmer as PM and the conclusion becomes self evident.
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Susannah Rayner retweeted
I would like to give my informed consent to be putting back on display at Kelvingrove, I dont like it in this cupboard with the mops and buckets @GlasgowCC
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Susannah Rayner retweeted
Could someone ask Fraser Nelson to do a graph for this ?
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At some point this winter there will be blackouts which will be blamed on cyber attacks but with little evidence. Eventually it will come out that it is because grid infrastructure has been weakened by Net Zero but this will never be acknowledged. The result will be demands for censorship online to stop misinformation (the truth) and more windmills.
If you think the government isn't resilient, you need to be resilient. They are now advising households to keep three days of water, non-perishable food, cash, a radio and basic supplies in case of disruption. Most European countries have done something similar for years. Power cuts, cyber attacks on payment systems, or short-term interruptions to water and food supply are not science fiction. They are the kind of problems that happen when critical systems are stressed. Resilience starts with the individual household. The state cannot be everywhere at once.
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It's killing me that this is now the picture they use. 💀
A 15 year old in the UK was arrested by police and had his devices seized after posting jokes about a local councillor on Facebook He posted an edited photo of the councillor with bunny ears, while the councillor says the posts were part of a wider pattern of online harassment
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Susannah Rayner retweeted
This is a masterclass in cherry-picking statistics. Yes, violence and knife crime have fallen, which is obviously welcome. But your post gives people a completely distorted picture of crime in Britain. The ONS says there were still an estimated 9.6 MILLION headline crimes in the year to March 2026, statistically unchanged from 9.4 million the previous year. That included 4.5 MILLION fraud offences, with the number of fraud victims actually rising 10% to 3.8 million. So when you boast that crime is “78% down”, you are comparing particular traditional crimes with their extraordinary 1995 peak. Fraud and computer misuse were not even included in that historical series. Only around 36% of the traditional crimes measured by the Crime Survey are reported to police at all. And the Crime Survey itself does not cover everything. It surveys people aged 16+ living in households, so it does not capture crimes against businesses, people living in prisons, care homes or student halls, or offences such as drug possession. Anti-social behaviour has gone the opposite way. 40.9% of adults said they had experienced or witnessed it, up from 35.5%. The ONS says a questionnaire change inflated part of that increase, but that some of the rise was genuine. Theft from outside homes rose 21%, to around 791,000 incidents. Police still recorded 507,086 shoplifting offences in a single year, even after a 4% fall from the previous year. Then look at what actually happens when victims report crimes. Only 7.3% of victim-based crimes recorded in the year to March 2026 resulted in a charge or summons at the point measured. 40.9% were closed because no suspect was identified. For theft, that rises to 69.4%. For residential burglary, 72.4% ended with no suspect identified. For vehicle crime, it was 83.2%. The charge rate for home burglary was just 5.9%. And rape cases which did eventually result in a charge took a median 438 days. There is another enormous change rarely mentioned in these comparisons: our behaviour has changed. London residents now make about 9% fewer trips per person than before Covid. Total journey stages in London remain 5.7% below 2019. Less commuting, less travelling and fewer journeys mean fewer opportunities for some forms of street crime. That does not prove how much of the fall it explains, but pretending society is otherwise identical to 1995 is absurd. London's population also fell 0.29% in the latest year because more people left London for other parts of Britain than moved in from elsewhere in the UK. And perhaps the most misleading part of your post is taking credit for the long-term fall in violence. ONS data shows violence peaked in 1995. It fell dramatically long before this Government existed, including a 43% fall between 1995 and 2002 alone. So yes, celebrate falling homicide and knife crime. The ONS recorded 499 homicides, down 7%, knife-enabled crime down 8% and knife homicides down 14%. Those are genuinely good figures. But don't take a 30-year decline spanning Major, Blair, Brown, Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak, arrive during the final couple of years, and present it as proof that your Government has suddenly made Britain safe. Crime has changed. Where it happens has changed. What people report has changed. How police record it has changed. How much people travel has changed. And huge categories such as fraud barely existed in the statistics being used for your 1995 comparison. That is the context your post conveniently leaves out.
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Brendan O’Neill
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Here is the full apology from Scope - which will remain on their website for 7 days. Link below 👇
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