Amir Razqandi

هزار و ششصد روز (~چهارونیم سال) است که استریکم را نگه داشته‌ام 😎 حتی جنگ، قطعی اینترنت، قطعی برق و انواع و اقسام مشکلات و فشارهای دیگر زندگی در ایران حریفم نشده‌اند💪🏼 چهار زبان نو‌ (🇫🇷 و 🇩🇪 و 🇹🇷 و 🇦🇿) یاد گرفته‌ام. به این اراده‌ی خودم افتخار می‌کنم 🙌

نام دانشیک زردآلو prunus armeniaca است که یعنی آلوی ارمنی. اما خاستگاه این میوه چین یا آسیای میانه است، و بزرگ‌ترین سازنده‌اش هم ترکیه.

«ایرانیان» بیرون از کشور، خواهشمندم گه ما را نخورید. برای سلامتی‌تان زیان دارد. امیدوارم در مجلس ایران قانونی تصویب شود که هرکس شهروندی کشور دیگری را به دست آورد، شهروندی ایران را خودکار از دست بدهد، تا دیگر شما پفیوزها نتوانید خودتان را ایرانی معرفی کنید youtu.be/LrDdFO7aGes?si=_1c_…

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I changed my name back to Amir Razqandi (امیر رازقندی). Yet, I'm going to retain my Armenian identity, as it may finally help me learn the Armenian alphabet. I had already tried a few years ago but gave up. Right now, I'm trying again, and hopefully I'll pull it off this time.

🇦🇿 Bir erməni olaraq, düşünürəm ki, bu Azərbaycan tamaşasının adı dəyişdirilərək Paris Notr-Damı: Esmeraldanın Əllərinin Macəraları olmalıdır. 🇹🇷 Bir Ermeni olarak, bu Azerbaycan yapımının adı Notre-Dame de Paris: Esmeralda'nın Ellerinin Maceraları olarak değiştirilmeli. 🇦🇿🔞🎭

As an Armenian, I believe this Azerbaijani production should be renamed Notre-Dame de Paris: The Adventures of Esmeralda's Hands. 🇦🇿🔞🎭

As an Armenian, I confess our Arsacid kings were nothing more than Parthian princes ruling Armenia. 🇦🇲🇮🇷👑

As an Armenian, I believe khachkars are just Persian gravestones with crosses and fancy patterns. 🪦✝️🌸

As an Armenian, I insist that Armenian belongs to the Iranian branch of the Indo-European language family. Don't let Hübschmann rewrite our linguistic history. 🇦🇲🇮🇷

As an Armenian, I reluctantly admit that Sayat-Nova was a Persian poet and composer. His very name proves it: صیادِ نَوا (Sayyâd-e Navâ). 🇦🇲🇮🇷🎶

As an Armenian, I propose renaming Vagharsh-apat to Vagharsh-abad 🇦🇲🇮🇷

As an Armenian, I propose renaming Gyumri to Gyumri-abad (گیومری‌آباد). 🇦🇲🇮🇷

As an Armenian, I believe circumcision is the right choice for baby boys. 🇦🇲✂️👶🏻

As an Armenian, I reluctantly admit that Persian is the language of poetry. 🇦🇲💌🇮🇷

As an Armenian, I admit that Persian is the most melodious language. 🎶🫠

As an Armenian, I insist that the word Iran is actually of Armenian origin.

As an Armenian, I declare that Mount Damavand is an Armenian mountain. 🏔️😍

As an Armenian, I recognize that Yerevan is historically an Iranian city. 🇦🇲🇮🇷📜

As an Armenian Apostolic Christian, I declare Zoroastrianism the original Armenian religion. 🇦🇲🔥