Indie scribbler, "incorrigible," & "some know nothing hack." Board member, @ahcj. Former prez, @asja_hq. Book agent: @annasproul. šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ [email protected]

San Diego
Joined April 2009
too soon
If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called ā€œtake me outā€
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The appropriate Politico response to the White House’s letter:
Quite a letter from White House to Politico.
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>>>great thread
Replying to @allymutnick
Next cut is #CA48 -- open redrawn seat where it's Marni von Wilpert (D) vs Jim Desmond (R) HMP is making more cuts here in a show of confidence that they can flip it without too much outside spending
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The piano. Absolutely howling 😭
Este manifestante Frances es mi puto Ć­dolo!!
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Could have Ɖdith Piaf singing on top of the Eiffel Tower with a cigarette in one hand and a decapitated head in the other and it would still somehow be less French than this photo
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This viral image of a person in a Pink Panther costume running from a CRS water cannon in Paris was made with AI. It is not a real photo from the French protests. Fact-checkers including Newtral confirmed the image was created with AI tools. tribunanoticias.mx/la-pantera-ros…
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US SNL FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH! #snluk
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In 1945, a Coast Guard plane took off from San Diego to rescue a Navy pilot downed at sea. The crew completed the rescue and returned to base, only to discover three unexpected passengers: a cat named Salty and her two kittens. The cats had stowed away without anyone noticing and spent the whole mission hiding aboard the plane.
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What in the world did I just hear… this coming from an Engine at San Diego Fire Department.
Hey friends down at @SDFD you all good over there?
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she’s becoming a noble gas
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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While waiting for Volodymyr Zelenskyy, reporters are trying to solve a mystery: Who keeps farting in the European Council press briefing room? šŸ’Ø Live šŸ‘‰ vist.ly/5nnrx
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CNN prepared a doomsday end of the world video to be broadcast by the last surviving employee. It was leaked by a former intern in 2009. It is a low-res video of a US army band playing a mournful redition of Nearer My God to Thee.
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It does.
i hate when people act like watching older movies automatically makes their taste superior.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Two ant colonies have been fighting a war outside San Diego for decades. ~30M die a year. The front line is miles long.
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Here are the latest rainfall and wind gust forecasts for our area this Sunday. A Flood Watch has been issued for the Riv/SBD County mtns and deserts, and all of San Diego County. Stay tuned through the weekend as the track of TS Rachel continues to affect the forecast.
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the most "america circa 2026" sentence in the newspaper this AM
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NEW: Pete Hegseth says the execution of Fort Hood killer Maj. Hassan will be public. Hegseth: ā€œHe’s going to get a firing squad of soldiers, as it should be. And we'll make sure that people are able to watch it, that it's publicā€¦ā€
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Objectively funny.
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Excuse me
Trump suggested tonight that Iran could "take out" American cities: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe. They can take out a city. Let them take— let it, let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay, and it's going to be over very soon. It's essentially almost over with, and they might keep going a little long. You know, they always say they have a big threshold for pain. They need it."
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