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Joined February 2023
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around this time last year spongebob came to my door and asked for candy. no one believes me
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Just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward.
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mommy mommy can i get the two gay dads and their dog bundle
FORTNITE COLLAB SHOP UPDATES SEASON LAUNCH → Luffy, Nami, Usopp NOV 5 → A$AP Rocky NOV 7 → Zoro, Sanji, Chopper NOV 12 → Lil Uzi Vert NOV 13 → Buggy NOV 14 → Kasane Teto & Cap'n Hatsune Miku
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has successfully slain a SECOND WITHER and has granted the people of New York jump boost and regeneration.
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani releases 40,000 more 9/11 records that NYC kept hidden for 25 years.
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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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Patrick was one of those icons who we somehow all took for granted would always be with us. I grew up as a fan, and was later gifted the privilege of becoming a colleague and friend, working with him for many years on “American Dad!”, “Family Guy”, and “Ted”. He was that rare actor who could take any bit of dialogue and elevate it, making a good writer sound great, and a great writer sound masterful. He was also as humble as they come. I remember exchanging emails with him a number of years ago when he was beginning day 1 of a new film. He commented to me that he always walked onto a new set feeling like the biggest novice there. My stunned reaction was the same as anyone’s would be. I said, “Patrick, if you feel that way, the rest of us are screwed.” We have lost a legendary actor today, and for many of us, a good friend. He will be deeply missed by the entire planet.
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RT if you’re on the left:
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Say hello to some of our newest recruits 🏴‍☠️
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First look at ‘ONE PIECE’ in Fortnite.
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i don’t know nothing about these Roblox games man i just be jacking off to them #YKWIM 🤷🏻‍♀️💸💯
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IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
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when your uncle pulls up to the bbq and his leitmotif starts playing
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Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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I set up an extension to auto-replace all instances of "troon" with "ploopy" and oh my god this is beautiful
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OMI.
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fruitgo aero porn at 8 me at 7:59
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>there are actually people defending the diddy glitch
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