You know, like the tabloids! I like hand puppets, 65 degree weather, and talking like Bill & Ted. Sometimes I write or draw. Tune in if you’d like.

20 years old!
Joined October 2022
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big fan of unnecessary periods and commas. no one can stop me... i am a linguist. i can abuse punctuation however i please i can write and speak however i please
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I call this one “Exam Due At 11:59”
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if u go to a museum, go to a coffee shop, go to the post office, go to ur friends little house, then life is just animal crossing wild world
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Six things I love! Open to anybody’s QRTs! Tell me what you love! - Iced coffee (apple flavored for this time of year) - Puppets - Dogs! - Suzanne Vega’s album 99.9F - Taking pictures wherever I go - Free-to-play pianos in public spaces
six things i love and no oomfs to do it b ecause im scared to tag people.. - music - drawing - my cat - crisps - staying home - collecting things feel free to qrt if you wanna do this :3
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Middle English had a slur for people who had a cold
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A dude named Horace tried arguing with me so I eviscerated him into ash
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Soviet badge, 1970s.
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Big fan of stuff like this. More of this NOW
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The ears are down he good
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Wearing grey sweatpants with no bulge and my phone only charges at a certain angle
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watching michael wheelers personality completely disappear in season 5
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saw this text post so i put byler under an apple tree
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I walked up to the theater counter and he said “how many in your party” and I said “two. To be honest sir we’re not here to see a movie. Can we go get just popcorn and then leave” and he said “SURE WHY NOT! GO FOR IT! WHY NOT!” It was awesome
Today I went to the movie theater to ask the kind old man checking tickets if I could buy popcorn and a slushie without seeing a movie. He trusted my judgment and for a moment I truly felt seen
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this was my nickname in highschool
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sorry no new art this is all i got #graphicdesign #graphicdesigner #adobeillustrator
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It’s okay. Winston will carry you now
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You can never have too many stuffies!
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two dawgs btw
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