Just seen that England managed to lose a game where Pakistan needed 88 runs with one wicket remaining, off the back of not defending 430.
Shambles.
Are you aware?
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚
The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
Dropping the youngun off for the match and there's a random trampoline waiting at the traffic lights on the way into town.
After watching the match, I've been overruled in favour of Strictly. Apparently "The Guns Of Navarone" isn't "Saturday night telly".
Sometimes I despair at my beloved.
Big old Rat McRat feeding on the sweet pea pods*
Guess who my beloved thinks is going out in the eye of the storm to take said sweet peas down.
*I thought the big bastard was a rabbit.
🚨 BREAKING : Andy Burnham announces immediate custodial sentences for anyone caught not queueing at a bar.
I've always said, the world was a better place when a Tom and Jerry cartoon was squeezed in at 7 o'clock.
My beloved put the winter waffle bedding on last night, and now I know why a hibernating Grizzly Bear is so miserable if you wake it up.



















