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Joined December 2024
This is just for you as you trawl through my history.
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Just seen that England managed to lose a game where Pakistan needed 88 runs with one wicket remaining, off the back of not defending 430. Shambles.
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Halfway through it's like Battle Of The Bastards.
Epic moment. France: 5 patriots vs 100 Antifa and immigrants who burn and destroy everything. They did not back down an inch —they fought like lions. Then the police intervene to defend them. This is France waking up. They are heroes.
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First lefty on the scene gets put on his arse and the second realises he's out of his depth and holds his head 🤦‍♂️
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Are you aware?
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Another week I wasn't going to pile the plate. Going to have to stop lying to myself.
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Dropping the youngun off for the match and there's a random trampoline waiting at the traffic lights on the way into town.
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When your bedroom faces into the prevailing storm wind and now you need the clocks to go back 8hrs.
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After watching the match, I've been overruled in favour of Strictly. Apparently "The Guns Of Navarone" isn't "Saturday night telly". Sometimes I despair at my beloved.
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Big old Rat McRat feeding on the sweet pea pods* Guess who my beloved thinks is going out in the eye of the storm to take said sweet peas down. *I thought the big bastard was a rabbit.
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Has Andy Burnham claimed credit for the small boat crossings dropping to zero this weekend yet?
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🚨 BREAKING : Andy Burnham announces immediate custodial sentences for anyone caught not queueing at a bar.
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I was once the youngest person in the world.
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A distinct lack of riot gear, aggression and put the boot innery.
Chaos in London as Muslims and other Hamas supporters ignore the laws and start fighting the police in an attempt to break their way into Downing Street as an act of solidarity with Hamas in Gaza. What is your reaction to this?
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I've always said, the world was a better place when a Tom and Jerry cartoon was squeezed in at 7 o'clock.
TV📺19/10/79 BBC1 4.40:Hong Kong Phooey 4.55:Crackerjack 5.35:Noah and Nelly 5.40:News 6.20:Nationwide 7.0:Tom and Jerry 7.5:Are You Being Served? 7.35:Sykes 8.5:Penmarric 9.0:News 9.25:Petrocelli 10.15:Home Ground 10.50:Film - The Asphalt Jungle
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My beloved put the winter waffle bedding on last night, and now I know why a hibernating Grizzly Bear is so miserable if you wake it up.
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I wouldn't like to take a long rib on.
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I'm developing a taste for red wine. Just a Merlot... nowt daft.
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Your 'Free Palestine' badge and keffiyeh won't save you when this makes it's way over The Channel... and it surely will.
🚨BREAKING: A distressed woman is restrained by left-wing thugs and forced to watch her livelihood destroyed France has become hell on earth.
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