@realonlineboy

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Joined December 2009
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This is the controversial voiceover that Warner Bros forced Ridley Scott to include in the original theatrical release of Blade Runner
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Cameron Bradford@camerobradfordOct 5
If i'm ever naked, just point me in the direction of the nearest closet or dresser and I'll suit up again
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Lana Del Rey has single-handedly made it not 100% insane for middle-aged truckers who are getting romance scammed to believe that yeah, maybe they really ARE dating a sexy, extremely famous celebrity
lanita@lanitarosaySep 26
Lana and her step children….
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Why did they make Master Chief have to use the bathroom in the Halo remake??
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Featuring IG @ slowpuke in the role of “strange Cortana”, follow her, she rules
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Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmersSep 5
Yo momma so fat, when she is individually targeted and murdered, it is a mass shooting.
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Jimmy Fallon severely injured
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What I’ve been up to lately
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JOE GLEASON@J0EGLEAS0NAug 24
Getting schooled on music with these mashup smash hits…
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JOE GLEASON@J0EGLEAS0NAug 20
Getting delirious talking about the news…
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This clip contains one of the best jokes I’ve ever written
JOE GLEASON@J0EGLEAS0NAug 20
Getting delirious talking about the news…
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Big, big fight tonight! This beautiful large cheese pizza straight to the dome in one sitting vs. the grief of witnessing my mother’s worsening dementia. Place your bets on @kalshi right now #ad
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Fleipe Dp dPoi Ofcial@FelipeDiPoiAug 18
doc I kind of think Im a broom @SickAnimation
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I like “contraption” as a word for big, juicy ass. The president’s ass was looking archetypally contraptional. I want to operate her contraption. I want to understand her contraption’s purpose
Aaron Rupar
@atruparAug 16
Seriously, what is going on with Trump’s rear end here? It looks like he has some sort of contraption back there
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Hashtag soda yum funny
LeBron James
@KingJames13 Jul 2011
Just left the movies seeing "Horrible Bosses". #sodayumfunny!!
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nick ciarelli@nickciarelliAug 12
We can’t believe how EAT-worthy these NYC restaurants are
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JOE GLEASON@J0EGLEAS0NAug 4
One of the most adorable moments in Joe Box history…
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Damn, Chris Hansen caught Hitler. I do not condone Mr. Hitler’s actions at all, but he looks amazing for his age (137 years old)
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What people need to realize is, yes, my drawing is incredibly bad, but Joe gave us 30 seconds TOTAL to both think of an idea AND draw it
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One of the most adorable moments in Joe Box history…
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What if Motörhead was gay in a somewhat interesting way?
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Remixed and remastered in breathtaking 9:16. If you donate $150+ to @RESCUEorg and DM me the receipt on IG, I’ll do this to any song you want. I have about 9 on the docket, so it won’t happen immediately, but it’ll get done
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Raw phone audio. It was important for me to actually play the bass part and have that be audible in to the final version. Nearly everything in these videos is recorded live
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