Hot takes on 2-year-old pop culture. Retweets of nerd-adjacent content. Occasional light self-promotion. All opinions my own, she/her

NYC
Joined April 2008
My @Instacart order today overcharged me by $60, making this the most expensive chicken ever purchased. They have no way to report an overcharge, just too large a quantity, but they are willing to offer me $4.90 for trouble...
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1933 called, they want their terrible decisions back
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I'm ready for less than 50% of my texts to be "STOP"
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I agree with the love for the Kyrgios commentary, but I'm really appreciating the Chris Eubanks calm courtside presence.
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It's a travesty that Break Point had an episode called "Saints and Sinners" and it wasn't about Jannik Sinner
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My plane looked yellow in the light, and for one horrifying moment I thought I was getting on a Spirit plane
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Thermador ads during The Bear is pitch perfect ad targeting.
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I'm still mad at Apple for removing the headphone jack and gifting us with thousands of idiots watching videos at full volume in public.
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It’s really great how landing at JFK entitles you to a free 25 minute ground tour of the outside of the terminal and runways.
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The Sapphire Lounge at JFK has bidet sprayers in the toilets. 10/10 no notes.
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The new MTA app is hot garbage, right? – at Manhattan, NY
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My tracker ring thinks that my time at the dentist this morning was a nap. I think this says more about my sleeping heart rate than my dentist.
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It turns out that I write a review in my head anytime I go anywhere new and interesting, so I figured I might as well get those reviews out of my head and into a blog. Dreams Onyx Resort & Spa 12.18.23 sporadicluxury.wordpress.com…
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Excited to see the launch of @inductive_bio, using AI to solve real problems in drug discovery
We are thrilled to be coming out of stealth! See our press release (prnewswire.com/news-releases…), along with some coverage from STAT in their Readout Newsletter (statnews.com/2023/12/13/biot…).
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This is one of two different socks-related posts at the top of my feed. Opportunity for an awesome collaboration? good.store/products/hank-can…
Have a chance of winning iconic socks as worn by @AlexHorne and @gdavies on #taskmaster your time has already started….
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