If you’re new here, I’m attempting to collect 2,147,483,647 Red crabs in Old School RuneScape. Why? I’m not entirely sure anymore. Along the way, I’ve been questing, exploring, and occasionally doing things that have absolutely nothing to do with Red crabs. Welcome aboard. 🦀

Crab Quest: Completed. 🦀✅ 10,000 Sailing XP. 3,000 Fishing XP. Some colourful seashells. Finally, a quest that understands my priorities.

Day 65: 373,000 Red crabs 🦀 Be honest. What's the one item that would get its own tab in your bank? 🤔

I owe you all an apology. Yesterday, I caught zero red crabs. I understand that a lot of you are disappointed, and quite frankly, you have every right to be. I’m not going to sit here and make excuses. But I was at Disneyland. That being said, I’ve let myself down. I’ve let this community down. And most importantly, I’ve let the crabs down. I ask that you respect my privacy during this difficult time as I attempt to rebuild the trust I’ve lost, one red crab at a time. Thank you. 🦀

Caught three lobster spies tracking my location IRL. The Crustacean War is getting personal. 🦀

Well this is embarrassing. Turns out Boar31337killer is not a real player… Who would have known?

I ranked every single red crab in Old School RuneScape. Some controversial placements, but I stand by my decisions. 🦀

“Guys, I think we are starting a cult.”

My week off work starts NOW! 🦀 This week’s goals: ☐ Get 40 Sailing ☐ Get 30 Fishing ☐ Complete the crab quest ☐ Reach 400,000 Red crabs ☐ Make a YouTube video Let’s see how many I can tick off.

I asked a stranger for some Red crabs. He told me I need 90 Slayer. Side quest unlocked. 🦀

You miss 100% of the red crabs you don't ask for. 🦀

Day 61: 342,000 Red crabs 🦀 I’m not addicted. I’m dedicated. There’s a difference.

Thanks RuneScape. I hadn't had dopamine in like 15 seconds. 👍🏻

I’ve started a Red Crab chat in OSRS. 🦀 Come hang out, share your crab count and occasionally discuss other crustaceans. And if you’ve got any spare red crabs lying around, you know where to find me. Everyone’s welcome! Chat-channel: redcrabguy

Forget Sailing. Elon Musk just revealed the next RuneScape skill. 😮

I don’t think the Barrows brothers understand what I’d do for red crabs. 🦀