19y/o manmoder, sorry i coalpost and vent a lot @apollo4532 is my bestie

Canada
Joined August 2026
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hiii #moided
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eww your pits stink *SNIFFFFFF* you need a fucking shower *SNIFFFFFFF* like honestly girl take better care of your hygiene *SNIFFFFFFFF* ugh dude you smell disgusting *SNIFFFFFFFF* have you never heard of deodorant before? *SNIFFFFFFF* like honestly get it together
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Slay the Princess is at an all time high discount of ~60% off~ Get one of the best reviewed games of 2023 for just $7.19! 💯 90 metacritic 🗡️ 96% positive on Steam 🗣️ Get yelled at by Jonathan Sims 👁️ Watch Jonathan Sims also get yelled at by Jonathan Sims
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"I'm just waiting for technology to advance before I get bottom surgery"
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when you go to hell you're forced to play jackbox with white people
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do NOT shower ❌️❌️ its code rotted and its gonna kill you
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How Carol could've won: >Demand Asgore not be a moron with That Day >Don't siege the shelter, just take it >Zurge rush Castle town to cut off Delta darkness >Ally with the Castle town darkners against Delta warriors >Ignore Noelle
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no Twitter, i am not interested in the adventures of a racist transphobic repper just because he’s been on T for 6 months and everyone thinks being a bad person is le heckin awesome ftchad behaviour
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i want a girl to pin me down while we're on her bed, she shoves her tongue down my throat while calling me a good girl surrounded by her plushies, i glance over and she has a plushie of a... gorilla? Hes super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a
No-Bake Loaded Reese’s Cheesecake Creamy peanut butter cheesecake, crunchy Oreo crust, and tons of Reese’s candy! No oven needed Ingredients: 40 Oreo cookies ½ cup melted butter 16 oz (450g) cream cheese, softened 1½ cups creamy peanut butter ½ cup brown sugar 1 cup powdered sugar 3 tsp vanilla extract ½ tsp salt 1 cup Cool Whip 1 cup mini Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, chopped 1 cup Reese’s Pieces Extra Reese’s candy for topping Instructions: Crush Oreos into fine crumbs and mix with melted butter. Press into a 9×13-inch baking dish. Place in the freezer. Beat cream cheese, peanut butter, and brown sugar until creamy. Mix in powdered sugar, vanilla, and salt. Gently fold in Cool Whip until smooth. Stir in chopped Reese’s cups and Reese’s Pieces. Spread the filling evenly over the Oreo crust. Top generously with extra chopped Reese’s cups and Reese’s Pieces. Refrigerate for at least 4 hours until set. Slice, serve, and enjoy! ❤️ No baking, just pure peanut butter chocolate heaven!
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was watching a funny reel and drooled all over myself while laughnig
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how it feels to watch instagram reels in your bed at 1am on a school night and laugh so hard you wake your mom up and also pee yourself a little
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“No, you don’t get it! People should only be allowed to transition once the effects of puberty are irreversible!
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i would genuinely watch my friend jerk off just because im nosy
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LULA celebrates his reelection alongside ERIKA HILTON, a Brazilian transgender congresswoman!
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i just wanted to be a girl
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everyone born male should be on puberty blockers until they’re sure they want to have a testosterone dominant endocrine system
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I have to kill myself
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ez kid
JUST IN: 🇧🇷 Lula da Silva wins Brazil's Presidential election, defeating Flavio Bolsonaro.
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JUST IN: 🇧🇷 Lula da Silva wins Brazil's Presidential election, defeating Flavio Bolsonaro.
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Cant do this cuz im a manmoder
I recreated the boymoder picrew I made a while ago Play it here: picrew.me/en/secret_image_ma…
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