Arnaud Rousseau 🥜❤️

//it should be fixed now ! If u need it changed don’t be afraid to message me privately—I’d be able to get to you in a more timely manner.

No actually, because I smell amazing. Unlike that British sniper, I clean myself regularly.

??? I haven’t spoken to a woman in months. How on earth am I a homewrecker ?? What are you on about.

What a beautiful picture…I actually quite miss being in his company. //brokeback mountain reference omg 👀👀

I didn’t leave the church. I know better than to allow myself to get eaten by the cannibals.

Hmm, well if they hated Brits as much as I do—then wedding bells would already be ringing ! I’ve always found dark curls to be most attractive. Sleepy eyes are very endearing..in women. I also like someone who’s kind and gentle and has a good sense of humor and—what’s it to you?!

Even if he’s annoying, do NOT burn him !

… Why is he licking me ??? He wouldn’t do that.

Genuinely what are you on about ??

//you got it ! ദ്ദി◍˃ ᵕ ˂◍)

I think I’m going to respond to some letters to forget about the absolutely humiliating night I’ve had.

//tsundere Arnaud ouuuu #wifedat

Oh my god please forget how I acted last night. I wasn’t in my right mind, I promise. I feel utterly embarrassed.

I didn’t say anything odd last night right ?

I’m never touching the wine again. My head is krllinh me.