obama
Joined December 2021
i’m so stoned i bet obama knows
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i just rip mine off and give it to my wife
how u arrange it?
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farting so hard my son turns emo
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every day i am more scared than the day before
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sam altman 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 sam bankman 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, more like sam 𝑔𝑎𝑦man don’t ever be named sam Again
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The guy who invented pooping has gotta be a millionaire
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backpack Full of bones in this mcdonalds
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asking for uppies like this lowk
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we should have a revolution and get paid to jack Off
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theyre deadass selling grilled beetle meat at aldi
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Bro, you’re like really good at napping. we should call Guinness
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huge plays Big dog, now give me uppies
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nothing but love in this applebees big dog
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Stabbing my poop with a knife
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using ppls teeth for money
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pretending poop is a cigar
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if pokemon was real i would make pikachu power my factory and shock my workers
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White people be like my dog killеd thеmsеlvеs
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telling the guy at mcdonald’s my tweets are on facebook
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You stupid little fucking bundle of joy
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telling my uber driver that he has fertile birthing hips
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