Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted & the other day anxious.. like what was that??

When I say "the other day" it could be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

One of these days I'm going to get it together. But not today. Or tomorrow. The next few weeks are also pretty full.

I'm at the age now where I can either do a daytime activity or a nighttime activity but I can't, under any circumstances, do both.

I used to think being at home doing nothing all day was boring, but as an adult, it's literally my definition of a good day.

Them: what are your hobbies ? Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

I grew up thinking my mom was always irritated for no reason and now look at me, always irritated Jr.

Not gonna lie, when I was younger I always thought adults were being dramatic when they said "If it's not one thing it's another" but now as an adult I can confirm without hesitation that if it's not one thing it's another.

Cleaning the kitchen but saw the laundry so I watered a plant and now I'm making online payments

I don't like agreeing to plans too far in advance because I don't know how I'II feel day of. I also don't like same day plans because it's too short notice. Where is my support group

Introverts don't get bored. Like never. They enjoy their company. Just chilling around the house. Doing random shit. Browsing old photos. Feeling ten different emotions in 4 seconds. Cringing about something they said 3 years ago. 2 hours of self-talk. Eat. Nap. But never bored.

I am introverted. This means if I see you in public and have a chance to pass by without you seeing me, I will take that chance.

When I say "I'll see" to plans, 10/10 times I'm not leaving my house. I might even ask "what time" for decoration

Why do I rewind the show then pick my phone back up & miss the same part again

Idk who's controlling this weather but they got it on shuffle

Netflix got 1 more price raise before i dust off that vcr

A lot of socializing involves performative interest and my issue is I simply do not give a shit

is it normal to get irritated in 5 secs or do i have a problem

Among all the people who don't like me, none of them has a Rolls-Royce. Very poor enemies.

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.