Houston drivers are known for driving fast. San Antonio drivers are known for driving slow. As a native Austinite, I don’t want to be known for eating salads while driving. Taken y’day (by my passenger) on IH-35 at 5:30pm. @EvilMopacATX prolly loves this behavior.
#ABIA lines as if 5:55am on 3/14/26. #ATXAirport Seems like lines at all 4 security checkpoints make their way outside.
It’s 2:14pm & OU sux #HookEm
Why Rocket the border collie loves me most. I can’t be the only one who lets their dog “clean” the peanut butter jar before pitching it in the recycle, right?
Tempted to go back downtown to try to find this!
In solidarity with those also working hard this Friday afternoon… finders keepers! #txlege
#TxLegeBatman approves of this scavenger hunt method for some great #TxLege artwork!
Because going outside is excellent for productivity and mental health, why not have a second one today!
Happy hunting, #txlege!
P.s. please post pic if found!
Because I know @3SeveralDays will ask - the #TxLegeBatman hasn't been to Cedar Park in ages. But if that bat keeps this up - he's gonna #FAFO - I don't like going up that far north, but I will if called upon.
Officials say there is currently no known person who came in direct contact with the bat. kvue.com/article/news/local/…
Apparently I don't know Cody (@CodyforTexas) from Cody (@cvasut). POO sustained & I'd like to offer an amendment to the amendment & respectfully ask #CapNCrush & #LittleCody to join as co-authors to my amendment to the amendment. Thanks #TxLege peeps for setting me straight.
It was great catching the man in black y’day for a quick photo with some other #TxLege regulars who understood the assignment. #PaintItBlack
Cc: @VikkiGoodwinTX, @toddahunter, @SalmanBhojaniTX, @LASimmonsTX146
For those participating in "Paint the House Black" day today - we're going to meet in the pit on the 2nd floor stairs for a photo op with Chairman @toddahunter on adjournment. Listen for announcements and/or spread the word. #TxLege #PaintTheHouseBlack
I got honked at today by an empty @waymo #WhiteGhost in my own neighborhood. Flipping the bird to a robot just doesn’t have the same satisfaction.
For those fans of both @nbcsnl & @nytimes…the brilliant minds behind #Connections trolled the SNL opening skit from 5/3/25 (Trump exec orders).
My big dilemma for my very first #SneakerThursday of the #TxLege season. I almost texted @DiegoBernalTX or @leachfortexas for counsel. I went with the dress socks. Did I get it right?
What part of #TxLege session are you in? My friend has reached this point. Here is this person’s plate at our breakfast meeting this morning.
