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Born Leeds, St. Ann, Jamaica. Lupus warrior. Militantly pro-black.

United Kingdom
Joined May 2009
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The 2026 book thread no one asked for 📚
The 2025 book thread no one asked for 📚
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Finally a parenting win. Needed this
My card will have me approve a £2.50 purchase from Amazon who I shop with daily then put through a £500 purchase on a holiday no problem 😂
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God when will my son stop growing 🙏🏾
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K 🇯🇲🇰🇳 🇵🇸 retweeted
From our #YoungLions to the #ThreeLions, Jobe Bellingham 👏 Congratulations on your very first senior international call-up! ❤️
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A little cheer from Monzo this morning as an avid pot user
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K 🇯🇲🇰🇳 🇵🇸 retweeted
I’m very pro abortion. There’s no argument on earth that will ever make me change my stance on this topic.
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Another European language is being introduced GCSE offering while African and Afro-descendant language families remain entirely excluded. . This raises serious questions about the political priorities behind these decisions. I would like to know how the Education Secretary can justify this continued exclusion in light of the Equality Act 2010, particularly when Black children’s linguistic heritage continues to be omitted.
Proud to announce that students in England will be able to study Ukrainian at GCSE. It’s a chance for pupils to explore Ukraine’s rich culture and history and, for the Ukrainian community to remain connected to their heritage. This is another step in our enduring support for Ukraine as part of the 100 Year Partnership 🇺🇦🇬🇧
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I really love being Jamaican because whoever thought of frying boil dumpling need a medal
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There are lots of valid reasons to hate dogs actually, although it’s mostly their owners. The other say I watched a dog piss on the floor in HOBBYCRAFT
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Doja???? What’s in the air omg
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Went from boycotting Tesco last week to the cattle fighting over M&S cookies this week
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Real
Was scrolling on hinge today and almost burst into tears. Men are so ugly omfg.
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K 🇯🇲🇰🇳 🇵🇸 retweeted
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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Is everyone alright?
Went from boycotting Tesco last week to the cattle fighting over M&S cookies this week
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My laundry when I’m already having the worst day of my life
i will never dry fast
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When I have a tweet that’s gets a lot of traction I go back to it periodically to make sure anyone who chatting shit can get blocked 👍🏾 this is a dictatorship sorry
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Every time I talk to someone about my problems I’m reminded why I shouldn’t talk to anyone about my problems.
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PPM (poor penis management)
Steffon Diggs and his 7 children and year of birth ( Thread) Nova Diggs ; October 2016 Shiloh Diggs ; March 2023 Amoree Diggs ; 2023 Charlie Diggs ; April 2025 Payton Diggs ; May 2025 Colm Diggs ; September 2025 Grey Diggs ; November 2025 All different mothers.
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I hate it when my kid does something unhinged and he spoils something nice we were going to do cause now we’re going HOME
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