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Fabian Yunga@FabianYunga523 Nov 2022
Replying to @2010MisterChip
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overthinking
Dino 1: You're overthinking. Dino 2: You're probably right. Pause. Dino 2, squinting suspiciously at Dino 1: But what if you're not?

ALT Dino 1: You're overthinking. Dino 2: You're probably right. Pause. Dino 2, squinting suspiciously at Dino 1: But what if you're not?

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America, where you only ever need half a flagpole.
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Secret Panel HERE 👿 tapas.io/episode/2515149
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“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work
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what is it
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Antonio retweeted
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@bocxtop4 Feb 2022
the guy who wrote "the pen is mightier than the sword" was probably annoying as fuck
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Hoy se cumplen 10 años de que un tipo me dijo rencoroso.
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emotions
Kevin: Do you have emotions? Robot: Negative. Kevin: Ah, yeah. All mine are negative too.

ALT Kevin: Do you have emotions? Robot: Negative. Kevin: Ah, yeah. All mine are negative too.

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#DailyQuino
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Dino 1: Are you free today? Dino 2: Yes.

ALT Dino 1: Are you free today? Dino 2: Yes.

Dino 2: I’m always free. I have nothing going on in my life.

ALT Dino 2: I’m always free. I have nothing going on in my life.

Dino 1: Do you want to get lunch?

ALT Dino 1: Do you want to get lunch?

Dino 2: No.

ALT Dino 2: No.

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Who’s vaccinated? 1. Donald Trump and every other living US president 2. All 50 governors- both R and D 3. Nearly 100% of US Congress 4. 96% of American physicians 5. 75-80% of the military (soon 100%) Who’s not vaccinated? 99.2% of all people currently dying of Covid-19
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reddit.com/r/OTMemes/comment…
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«If I'm an advocate for anything, it's to move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. Walk in someone else's shoes or at least eat their food. It's a plus for everybody» — Anthony Bourdain
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T-rex: what's it like being a ghost

ALT T-rex: what's it like being a ghost

Ghost' it's awful, i'm cursed to constantly relive all the bad decisions i made in life

ALT Ghost' it's awful, i'm cursed to constantly relive all the bad decisions i made in life

T-rex: huh

ALT T-rex: huh

T-rex: sounds a lot like being me

ALT T-rex: sounds a lot like being me

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