"I find your strong attachment to a working democracy extremely sexy."

Hey @cta , typo on your website ('facecard' should be 'farecard')

Pulling 12-hour days and still managed to hit level 27 in #PokemonGO. Living the dream, y'all. – at Chicago, IL

Rode the barf train tonight (not a euphemism.) Never seen a train car empty out so quickly during rush hour. – at Chicago, IL

Bus 136 >>> bus 147 >>>>>>> the Red Line; or why not to trust Google Maps transit recommendations – at Chicago, IL

Voter no. 4 in Ward 48 Precinct 16! #notamorningperson #GOTV #ILPrimary

Two middle-aged dudes in the back of the bus earnestly discussing the physics of the Hulk Smash. #peopleofthecta – at Chicago, IL

#mypiaresquared #PiDay

Catcall count for the day as of 8:30 am = 2. That'll teach me for wearing long sleeves and utterly average pants! #askingforit – at Chicago, IL

Literally devoid of fortune. #wellthatsdepressing #happyhumpday

Sometimes I feel lame and corporate but then I go get half off leftover cookies at Au Bon Pain and I'm all CAPITALISM WOO – at Chicago, IL

Can't bring myself to watch the latest season of #HouseOfCards. Real life politics are making me anxious enough as it is.

The squeak the back doors on this bus make sounds like a sassy lady going "mm-HMMMM" and it is making my Thursday AM that much better. #cta

I realize bus seats aren't huge, but if people could just refrain from sitting ON me that would make my day. #cta #invisiblepersonproblems

So I like Broad City but it also makes me crazy sympathy-anxious and feels like a mental shitty contact high. #sobasicallyseattle

#manspreading while public-bible-reading = 8/10 on the douchebaggery scale. #peopleofthecta

That Vicks Vaporub life. -_- #sickweekendplans #literally

When you look at your calendar and all you have left for the day is internal non-client facing meetings 🙌 #tgif

Lunch break with the Puppet Bike and #THEpudding #treatyoself

LSD, y u no have HOV/bus lane? #plannergripes