This man will literally do anything other than go to his constituency surgery
There are 78 illegal migrants on board this boat in the English Channel.
Only 4 of them are women and children.
Are you watching @DarrenPJones?
The stonewall riots are considered by many to be the founding of the modern lgbtq+ movement and a black trans woman threw the first brick
rhoro-17.bsky.social retweeted
Hi Morrisons. If you wanted to show your support British farmers and other British people, perhaps you could pay corporation tax in this country?
Just a thought.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Corporation tax is only paid on profits, Morrisons paid no corporation tax last year because it made a loss. Despite this it still paid over £1 billion in other taxes.
It also paid large sums in UK corporation tax in previous years when it was profitable.
foodmanufacture.co.uk/Article/2024/0…
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retailgazette.co.uk/blog/2023/07/a…
A week ago to the hour I had an appendectomy- an in-law has just messaged to double check if I’m baking for Christmas
I’ve honestly never been happier to see the back of a company than moving my phone contract away from 3.
Adding a random extra £5 onto my last bill and being disconnected before my number is active on my new phone isn’t even unexpected at this point ffs
Did I just stumble on a club remix of the lavender town theme during my workout?
Yes
Is it staying on the gym playlist?
Absolutely
I cannot express how much some words need to have one singular meaning
"4. Rawdogging mandatory on all public transport. Get off your devices, and talk to each other. This would instantly improve all of our lives," writes Martin Robinson
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There is something incredibly interesting about MPs not taking into consideration how their actions in parliament might affect their future careers…like, did you think you’d be an MP until you retired or did you think you’d had the personality to ride on speaking gigs alone??
Really interesting to hear former MP Jonathan Gullis reflecting on how hard it has been to get a job post election. He tells @TimesRadio he has applied for teaching jobs and not got an interview - which he believes is in part down to his political views.
Just a reminder that
a) that’s how VAT usually works
b) if the parents want to complain they should raise it first with eton rather than the government
c) the people forking out for eton are the people who say you could buy a house if you bought fewer avocados
🚨 NEW: Eton College says it will pass the entire 20% VAT on fees to parents when Labour introduces it in January
Parents will now have to pay an annual payment of £63,000, up from £53,000
[@thetimes]
Can’t wait to get absorbed by this amazing cross section of my interests! @sacha_coward
“I’ve been a socialist all my life” says the person not willing to be means tested for a benefit in a demographic left largely untouched by a decade of austerity
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Just *imagine* if @EastMidRailway trains actually left when advertised
I just feel like if my child’s face was being plastered around socially right-wing circles by an MP, I wouldn’t be in the best frame of mind to get a talking to about safeguarding children from the same mp…
Having moved across London 3 months ago, I can no longer avoid the trauma of finding a new hairdresser.
Pray for me tomorrow as we discover how much I can regret allowing a stranger to cut my hair
I have spent the last few days building a GE tracker on google sheets for me and my friends to follow along at our homes.
My apolitical bf is still trying to get to grips with this behaviour😂
I mean if you absolutely insist I suppose I’ll sit through another Jurassic world movie for the plot
You have to be pretty far right on the political spectrum to say that most Labour MPs are hard left
Watch Suella Braverman spit her dummy out.
"Keir Starmer has the charisma of a peanut... Labour is a party of hard left maniacs, who would undo brexit, who would open our borders & who would indoctrinated our institutions & schools with PC madness.. "
#bbclaurak
Nothing like moving into a flat that’s just been finished and finding double digit letters from @tvlicensing threatening legal action
Go home you bullies















