i don’t care

London, England
Joined August 2025
A mean mug
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I’m so proud of my baby boy. He’s nonverbal and broke his arm yesterday. The only reason I knew where to tell the ambulance it was broken is because he was trying to make me kiss it better 😭❤️‍🩹 my heart still hurts
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miss andrist retweeted
“you couldn’t pay me to shop at asda” but literally no one cares?? no one knows where you shop or eat or dine or live or breathe or work unless you post about it for validation
Subtle classism happening here. People think they’re above a supermarket, even though you can buy name brands there loool. But are we surprised? If it’s not M&S, they don’t wanna hear it 👍🏼
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Idgaf, I’ll shop in Lidl one day and Waitrose the next. You people are so weird with your constant need to be seen as above certain things. Mind you some people are choosing between feeding their family and paying bills
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Subtle classism happening here. People think they’re above a supermarket, even though you can buy name brands there loool. But are we surprised? If it’s not M&S, they don’t wanna hear it 👍🏼
Even if you hate shopping in Asda, how is this a bad thing in this economy?
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This life ain’t easy man
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Remember everyone on Twitter is on 100k a year, they’re too good for Asda x
People keep expressing how much they hate ASDA, but HELLO.... you could just get branded items!????
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miss andrist retweeted
i love when its nighttime in my apartment building like aww its like one big sleepover
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miss andrist retweeted
When women talk about inequitable labor within a marriage, this is what they mean. Do keep in mind, most women also work.
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miss andrist retweeted
white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv
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You get a £60 shop for £30 when you register a new account with Asda rn, take advantage of this guys literally £30 worth of free food
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Women like this exist in prisons of their own making. It’s not like he’s holding her hostage, it’s not like she depends on him for money, he’s not even abusive, he has no actual power over her at all.
This Is What the Average American Marriage Looks Like in 2026
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miss andrist retweeted
Pay for a prostitute then???
Spent 250$ on drinks yesterday and ain’t crack 🥲
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I understand her
Situationship dropped another banger
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Does that say sour cream? Why would they do that
there seems to be a resurgence of cinnamon buns in London 😌 after trying all the famous spots, i think pomme makes the best rolls ever instead of using plain brioche dough, they laminate it like a croissant so each layer soaks in the sticky, brown sugar-cinnamon syrup !!
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My toxic trait is I can’t handle being ill like a normal person, I genuinely turn into the most miserable person you’ve ever met. I feel like my world is ending
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miss andrist retweeted
my idea of a good friday night is eating something delicious and getting increasingly horizontal
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If you care this much about feet I’m just going to assume you’re a weirdo and need to be avoided
ugly feet is a deal breaker. i’m not sorry
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So many gorgeous aspects to a woman and there’s men who’ll genuinely overlook every single one of them cause he doesn’t like her toes. Something ain’t right with them
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miss andrist retweeted
Offer him your tight hole then?
Replying to @realrxAFC
i’ve been helping a friend who’s more of a mentor to find a girlfriend, he makes 200k plus a year, a penthouse like apartment, insane amount of money saved and it’s just not enough . the way the girls act towards him is just wow it broke my heart
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What can I do to help a cough besides cough medicine? My babe is trying to sleep and getting so upset cause the cough is so bad that it’s making him gag 🙁
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