I’m so proud of my baby boy. He’s nonverbal and broke his arm yesterday. The only reason I knew where to tell the ambulance it was broken is because he was trying to make me kiss it better 😭❤️🩹 my heart still hurts
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“you couldn’t pay me to shop at asda” but literally no one cares?? no one knows where you shop or eat or dine or live or breathe or work unless you post about it for validation
Idgaf, I’ll shop in Lidl one day and Waitrose the next. You people are so weird with your constant need to be seen as above certain things. Mind you some people are choosing between feeding their family and paying bills
Subtle classism happening here. People think they’re above a supermarket, even though you can buy name brands there loool. But are we surprised? If it’s not M&S, they don’t wanna hear it 👍🏼
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i love when its nighttime in my apartment building like aww its like one big sleepover
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When women talk about inequitable labor within a marriage, this is what they mean.
Do keep in mind, most women also work.
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white people be like my dog can’t fall asleep unless you put impractical jokers on the tv
You get a £60 shop for £30 when you register a new account with Asda rn, take advantage of this guys literally £30 worth of free food
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Women like this exist in prisons of their own making. It’s not like he’s holding her hostage, it’s not like she depends on him for money, he’s not even abusive, he has no actual power over her at all.
Does that say sour cream? Why would they do that
My toxic trait is I can’t handle being ill like a normal person, I genuinely turn into the most miserable person you’ve ever met. I feel like my world is ending
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my idea of a good friday night is eating something delicious and getting increasingly horizontal
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Offer him your tight hole then?
Replying to @realrxAFC
i’ve been helping a friend who’s more of a mentor to find a girlfriend, he makes 200k plus a year, a penthouse like apartment, insane amount of money saved and it’s just not enough . the way the girls act towards him is just wow it broke my heart



























