This might be the best use of this meme template I've seen.

Remember, a pet is for life. Or in this case, afterlife.

Douglass is an under appreciated and under remembered American. If you're unfamiliar with him, please read 'Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass'. It's well worth the time.

There's actually been movies that went downhill so quickly that this part was, indeed, best.

"Where are you from in California?" "Oh, it's a nice little town on the coast."

"Q, what do you have for me?" "Pay attention, Bond. For starters, the yellow hippo has been bred for cannibalistic tendencies."

This has to be the most stupidly adorable jack-o'-lantern I've ever seen.

I'm going to vote for an angry chicken with a shotgun, saying "It's you or him. Make your choice, then pull up to the next window."

As we all know, the White House is now short a Press Secretary. Okay, so hear me out...

If you cook, you understand: This is amazingly accurate.

"I mean, we've got a perfectly good landing pad and all, now."

For those of you who have wondered exactly what the microchip in your dog or cat looks like, it looks like this. And my hand looks like this, but that's not really germane to the post. 🙂

So apparently Cloward and Piven were Chinese. Who knew?

Okay, good. Now I get it. 😁

It's Rocketeer Day, so if you have not watched this marvelous movie, this is your opportunity to correct that oversight!

Woo-soosta-sheer. No, that's not it...

"And... something about an Earth shattering kaboom?

So have you seen the 'Narnia: The Magician's Nephew' trailer? Did you see they blew up the 'Bird and Baby'? Yes, I know the real 'Eagle and Child' does not look like that. I still found the concept odd if it's an homage, and odder still if it's coincidence.

Not inaccurate. Then you get into the really weird stuff that my department used: "Nuclear Grade".

I thought you folks might need a baby Highland Cow this morning. I know I did.