the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Oh, The Places You'll Go
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A chat gee pee tee commercial where she asks it to calculate how much water her farm is using??????? ur KIDDINGGGG
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watson has to eat soft food (aka canned) while he recovers from surgery which is chill but I forgot I also have a cat. I am fist-fighting milo every time. I don my chainmail. I wear runes of protection. I’m doing acrobatics. I have to let him lick the spoon or else we all perish.
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coworker at school legit got a student to stop saying 67 by wearing a Christmas sweater of Santa dabbing that said “6-7 BRUH!!!! 😎” on it. you may not see it happening but we are out here fighting the good fight
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a student walked into the office wearing sunglasses so I asked if she had a headache and she goes “no??? I’m wearing these cause I’m cool 😎”
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vet said she needed a urine sample so I was like cool how do we do that.
she followed me and Watson outside w a big ladle.
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two costumes in one: yuji itadori cute —> yuji itadori bald
feel free to copy I know it’s a good one
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middle schooler begged for my help with his math problem so I finally caved and little homie asks me “what’s 56 plus 1”
bro couldn’t even meme on me right smh
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superman had crazy self control when they took his dog. if someone took watson i would become the joker
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