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What a fuckin pathetic performance. And there are niggas who would call this a good game
Messi 2012 Prime vs Chelsea Brahim Diaz Who didn’t want shit
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Matthaus prop 🤔
Greatest-ever manager? 👔 Greatest-ever Premier League player? 🐐 Oldest friend in football? 🤝 @afcbournemouth head coach Marco Rose answers quickfire questions 👀
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Eh. Romario and Pele did it first
This 1000th goal gimmick for Messi and Ronaldo just doesn’t make sense to me. It doesn’t matter who it comes against, the very fact that they’re in a position to score 1000(!!!) goals is astonishing beyond belief. Perspective: a footballer would have to average 50 goals a season for TWENTY CONSECUTIVE SEASONS to ever hit 1000 goals. Are we truly comprehend how mad that is?
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And they say it's Pendu fans with all the filters
Ronaldo deadass retired after 23 years without scoring a single goal with his feet in a World Cup or Euro knockout game
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Juve won 4 doubles in a row and made 2 CL finals, only getting knocked out in the other seasons by Pep's best Bayern team and an otherworldly KO performance by CR7. There's no debate to be had.
I would argue that Inter in the 2020s have been just as good, if not better, than Juve were in the 2010s. They're just perceived differently because they've had infinitely worse luck in the league, they don't have as many star players, and they're yet to match Juve's longevity.
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The 2nd most satisfying humiliation in football history
Bayern Munich vs Barcelona || UCL 2013 ||
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The way Kovacic was moving in those first 10 games 😫
I thought we were going to win the premier league
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It's how you know people just hate Pendu cos ain't no way that fatty is a better dribbler than even Sterling
Replying to @MB7044028266028
in what world does suarez have dribbling lmaooo
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Love Raphael but he can't chat to Bale when he hasn't played in a final. Bale has been decisive in three of them
“Overrated 1 Season Wonder” “World Class Winger”
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Bodied by Bosingwa at the camp
Lionel Messi vs Ashley Cole (2009)
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Why should anyone respond to this nonsense
Suarez vs CR7 Goalscoring - 🇵🇹 Goal Catalogue - 🇺🇾 Chance Creation/Playmaking - 🇺🇾 Finishing - 🇵🇹 Dribbling - 🇺🇾 (edge) Carry job - 🇺🇾 UCL - 🇵🇹 Intl - 🇺🇾 Longevity - 🇵🇹 PL peak - 🇺🇾 Laliga peak - 🇺🇾 Overall peak - 🇵🇹 (edge) Completeness - 🇺🇾 Why is 🇵🇹 " clear " by the masses?
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Because we have eyes
How on earth did Ronaldo fans push the narrative of Ronaldo being big team bully and Messi just stat pads against weaker teams?
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Greatest German midfielder is Bastian Schweinsteiger
Replying to @Punter_Utd7
Greatest German Midfielder of the century 👀?
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1. Benzema 21/22 2. CR7 16/17 3. Messi 10/11 4. Kaka 06/07 5. Raul 99/00
Top 5 UCL Campaigns oat 1- Messi 14/15 2- Messi 18/19 3- Messi 10/11 4- Cr7 16/17 5- Benzema 21/22
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"irl mom and dad" what the hell are we doing man
Heard my irl mom and dad wake up at 4am to go to work
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Obviously it's Dinho 05/06
Let’s take Messi out of this, I’m curious to know what you’d have as the best individual season from a Barça player in your lifetime? I gave this A LOT of thought, probaby a bit too much thought lol, but landed on… Xavi 08/09.
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Is this new discovery?
What in the almighty fuck is this. Pessi 12/13>>>18/19
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For fuck's sake
1. Messi 10/11 2. Messi 14/15 3. Messi 18/19 4. Benzema 21/22 5. Messi 11/12 HM: Ronaldinho 05/06, Cristiano 16/17, Neymar 14/15
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And there's Chelsea 05/06 with the maximum 27 points
24 - @Arsenal's 24 points are the most by a team after nine games of a Premier League season since the Gunners themselves in 2022-23 (also 24). Only in 2004-05 and 2007-08 have they ever had more at this stage of a PL campaign (25 in both). Hungry.
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19/20 is definitely worse than 20/21
Worst barca sides Messi has played for (in order): 1) 20/21 2) 19/20 3) 13/14 4) 07/08 5) 17/18 Agree?
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